Smackdonald’s
A fast food restaurant where drugs are routinely consumed or sold.
I don’t want to eat there: it’s a smackdonald’s.
one worded
Talking to someone who reply’s with one word or very short answers with no care.
Moey: “yo bro have you seen the new tns in footlocker, they released them today!”
Ali: “no”
Moey: “brooooo there sooooo niceeee”
Ali: “yeah”Moey: “damn man why you so …
pouring the milk first
the right way to do it, if you put cereal first you’re wrong because society brainwashed you to think that.
mother: are you going to make your breakfast?
child: yeah, and i’m gonna put the cereal first-
mother: *already as dialled 911 and the military force*
mother: the police are on their way due to you not knowing that pouring the milk first is the right way and will guide you to enlightment
Itchy thirty feet
The sudden urge to settle down at the age of thirty.
Jason: ‘I’ve just turned 30, I need to go on the show Married at First Sight’’
Andy: ‘Nah mate, you just have itchy thirty feet’.
White Walling
To delete many or even all past facebook posts in an effort to maintain a reasonable reputation
Jason: Yo you really think they’re gonna hire you if they see your facebook page?
Jim: They wont find anything, I’m white walling that shit right now
Dirty Delete
Used primarily in Facebook groups. Dirty delete is when someone makes a post and later decides to delete it, usually because no one is agreeing with the post.
Everyone knew Karen would dirty delete her post stating “vaccines aren’t necessary”, as soon as it was posted. Whenever everyone started calling her a potato for her unpopular opinion, Karen got butthurt and dirty deleted the post.
Dirty Delete
Used primarily in Facebook groups. Dirty delete is when someone makes a post and later decides to delete it, usually because no one is agreeing with the post.
Everyone knew Karen would dirty delete her post stating “vaccines aren’t necessary”, as soon as it was posted. Whenever everyone started calling her a potato for her unpopular opinion, Karen got butthurt and dirty deleted the post.
Preemptive unfriending
When one deletes a friend from Facebook because he or she knows that the Facebook friend in question would eventually delete them instead. Preemptive unfriending thus robs the deleted Facebook friend of the joy of being able to delete them.
John: Why’d you delete Bec from you friend list?
Adam: I knew she’d eventually delete me so I wanted to take the satisfaction of unfriending for myself.
John: Ah, a preemptive unfriending.
Preemptive unfriending
When one deletes a friend from Facebook because he or she knows that the Facebook friend in question would eventually delete them instead. Preemptive unfriending thus robs the deleted Facebook friend of the joy of being able to delete them.
John: Why’d you delete Bec from you friend list?
Adam: I knew she’d eventually delete me so I wanted to take the satisfaction of unfriending for myself.
John: Ah, a preemptive unfriending.
facebort
to delete or deactivate your facebook account
I was being tagged in too many inappropriate photos and had to facebort.
facebort
to delete or deactivate your facebook account
I was being tagged in too many inappropriate photos and had to facebort.
memely educated
this means that you are educated in the way of the memecuz meme is de wae
"dude is not spelled like dood"" well if you were memely educated, you would know that their are two ways to spell it. the meme way and the regular way, you un…
REMF
Rear Echelon Mother Fucker. One who has no frontline or combat experience, and therefore makes huge errors at expense of human life.
The REMF’s decisions make sense only if you think of human beings as statistics. This is the main problem with REMFs- they think of people as numbers.
Shit! That REMF canceled the supply drop! We’re on our own for this one!
Trumpillion
A term that denotes a huge number that is much less than its actual value, because someone wants to sound wealthier than he is, and to gain more respect from others.
Donald claimed to be a billion-dollar man, but most business folks think that he’s…
Book Illustration – The Graffenberg Abduction
Characters created for Michael Allen Lane’s novel, The Graffenburg Abduction.
wrong opinion
When someones opinion differs from yours.
John: "I like red better."
Timmy: "You have a wrong opinion."
keeping me on read
When you view a text message and don’t respond. Keeping the sender in “read” status without a reply.
Why are you keeping me on read? You read my message over two hours ago!
generationalize
To generalize against a generation.
Don’t generationalize, not all millennials are entitled, spoiled children.
St. Patrick’s Day Eve
Drinking the night before St. Patrick’s Day.
Erika, unable to wait for St. Patrick’s Day, spent St. Patrick’s Day Eve downing shots and drinking beer at the local Irish Pub.
St. Patrick’s Day Eve
Drinking the night before St. Patrick’s Day.
Erika, unable to wait for St. Patrick’s Day, spent St. Patrick’s Day Eve downing shots and drinking beer at the local Irish Pub.
lamzy
A word describing anyone who is the combination of lame and lazy pronounced lame-zee
Phil: Rita didn’t go to Washington D.C. because she didn’t want to pack her bag and do her laundry.
Dan: Man that is so lamzy!