Smackdonald’s
A fast food restaurant where drugs are routinely consumed or sold.
I don’t want to eat there: it’s a smackdonald’s.
A fast food restaurant where drugs are routinely consumed or sold.
I don’t want to eat there: it’s a smackdonald’s.
Talking to someone who reply’s with one word or very short answers with no care.
Moey: “yo bro have you seen the new tns in footlocker, they released them today!”
Ali: “no”
Moey: “brooooo there sooooo niceeee”
Ali: “yeah”Moey: “damn man why you so …
the right way to do it, if you put cereal first you’re wrong because society brainwashed you to think that.
mother: are you going to make your breakfast?
child: yeah, and i’m gonna put the cereal first-
mother: *already as dialled 911 and the military force*
mother: the police are on their way due to you not knowing that pouring the milk first is the right way and will guide you to enlightment
The sudden urge to settle down at the age of thirty.
Jason: ‘I’ve just turned 30, I need to go on the show Married at First Sight’’
Andy: ‘Nah mate, you just have itchy thirty feet’.
To delete many or even all past facebook posts in an effort to maintain a reasonable reputation
Jason: Yo you really think they’re gonna hire you if they see your facebook page?
Jim: They wont find anything, I’m white walling that shit right now
Used primarily in Facebook groups. Dirty delete is when someone makes a post and later decides to delete it, usually because no one is agreeing with the post.
Everyone knew Karen would dirty delete her post stating “vaccines aren’t necessary”, as soon as it was posted. Whenever everyone started calling her a potato for her unpopular opinion, Karen got butthurt and dirty deleted the post.
Used primarily in Facebook groups. Dirty delete is when someone makes a post and later decides to delete it, usually because no one is agreeing with the post.
Everyone knew Karen would dirty delete her post stating “vaccines aren’t necessary”, as soon as it was posted. Whenever everyone started calling her a potato for her unpopular opinion, Karen got butthurt and dirty deleted the post.
When one deletes a friend from Facebook because he or she knows that the Facebook friend in question would eventually delete them instead. Preemptive unfriending thus robs the deleted Facebook friend of the joy of being able to delete them.
John: Why’d you delete Bec from you friend list?
Adam: I knew she’d eventually delete me so I wanted to take the satisfaction of unfriending for myself.
John: Ah, a preemptive unfriending.
When one deletes a friend from Facebook because he or she knows that the Facebook friend in question would eventually delete them instead. Preemptive unfriending thus robs the deleted Facebook friend of the joy of being able to delete them.
John: Why’d you delete Bec from you friend list?
Adam: I knew she’d eventually delete me so I wanted to take the satisfaction of unfriending for myself.
John: Ah, a preemptive unfriending.
to delete or deactivate your facebook account
I was being tagged in too many inappropriate photos and had to facebort.
to delete or deactivate your facebook account
I was being tagged in too many inappropriate photos and had to facebort.
this means that you are educated in the way of the memecuz meme is de wae
"dude is not spelled like dood"" well if you were memely educated, you would know that their are two ways to spell it. the meme way and the regular way, you un…
Rear Echelon Mother Fucker. One who has no frontline or combat experience, and therefore makes huge errors at expense of human life.
The REMF’s decisions make sense only if you think of human beings as statistics. This is the main problem with REMFs- they think of people as numbers.
Shit! That REMF canceled the supply drop! We’re on our own for this one!
A term that denotes a huge number that is much less than its actual value, because someone wants to sound wealthier than he is, and to gain more respect from others.
Donald claimed to be a billion-dollar man, but most business folks think that he’s…
Characters created for Michael Allen Lane’s novel, The Graffenburg Abduction.
When someones opinion differs from yours.
John: "I like red better."
Timmy: "You have a wrong opinion."
When you view a text message and don’t respond. Keeping the sender in “read” status without a reply.
Why are you keeping me on read? You read my message over two hours ago!
To generalize against a generation.
Don’t generationalize, not all millennials are entitled, spoiled children.
Drinking the night before St. Patrick’s Day.
Erika, unable to wait for St. Patrick’s Day, spent St. Patrick’s Day Eve downing shots and drinking beer at the local Irish Pub.
Drinking the night before St. Patrick’s Day.
Erika, unable to wait for St. Patrick’s Day, spent St. Patrick’s Day Eve downing shots and drinking beer at the local Irish Pub.
A word describing anyone who is the combination of lame and lazy pronounced lame-zee
Phil: Rita didn’t go to Washington D.C. because she didn’t want to pack her bag and do her laundry.
Dan: Man that is so lamzy!