That time you were like Paul Manafort and got indicted by a federal jury for treasonous behavior.
I thought I could get away with helping Donald Trump collide with the Russian Government but then Mueller came around and I got Manafucked in the ass….
That time you were like Paul Manafort and got indicted by a federal jury for treasonous behavior.
I thought I could get away with helping Donald Trump collide with the Russian Government but then Mueller came around and I got Manafucked in the ass….
The 45th President of the USA, Donald Trump
“Despite the negative press covfefe”
Random User: Well, shit. President toddler’s at it again!
The 45th President of the USA, Donald Trump
“Despite the negative press covfefe”
Random User: Well, shit. President toddler’s at it again!
The worst way to win an arguement, used when one has been proven wrong but somehow is able to reject all arguements and win.
1: Women should be allowed to go topless, men are permitted and it is a double standard.
2: But women have boobs though
1: But I’ve seen many moobs in my day
2: Yeah, but still
Sleep for hours and hours in advance for coming days.
I’ll binge-sleep this weekend, exams are coming.
They can appear as shadows with glowing eyes, and if close enough, accompanied by the stench of death.
the part of youtube where one encounters very odd videos, such as the retarded running horse, retarded dog, and drunk squirrel.
how the hell did i get to the weird part of youtube?
A “man’s” handshake. When you squeeze someone’s hands so hard that you make them kneel down from the pain that you are inflicting on their knuckles.
Typically done by redneck and trailer folk on unsuspecting people.
Me: So Mike, what’s a deluxe handshake?
Mike: It’s what I did to Pastor Cesar when I first met him. I had him praying to me in front of everyone.
The act of slowing down traffic to look at a cute dog.
Guy: “Why is this guy in front of me going so damn slow?!”
Girl: “He must be pupper necking, look at that adorable doggo on the sidewalk!”
The act of slowing down traffic to look at a cute dog.
Guy: “Why is this guy in front of me going so damn slow?!”
Girl: “He must be pupper necking, look at that adorable doggo on the sidewalk!”
The feeling one has when they go to report a sexual assault to learn section seven has been annulled under Betsy DeVos and the Trump Reich.
girl: I went to the counselor to talk about what happened this weekend, with those men.Friend: what happened…
The feeling one has when they go to report a sexual assault to learn section seven has been annulled under Betsy DeVos and the Trump Reich.
girl: I went to the counselor to talk about what happened this weekend, with those men.Friend: what happened…
Over use of personal devices especially in regard to texting.
His typeractivity was distracting to those around him.
Over use of personal devices especially in regard to texting.
His typeractivity was distracting to those around him.
Dudes that start hitting on a girl immediately after she becomes single.
Bryce didn’t even wait an hour after jen ended her relationship to ask her out. He’s such a thirst responder.
Electricity created many millionaires, but the man who was born during an electric storm and pioneered the electric age wasn’t among them.
Somebody who acknowledges the fact that humanity is crap but also believes in its capacity to do good.
–Man I know the world has a lot of shitty people but I still think we can do some good here. I think I’m cynically optimistic.
–If you’re that person who wants to cut the next jerk who cuts you in line, but also has genuine faith in humanity, you’re cynically optimistic.
Somebody who acknowledges the fact that humanity is crap but also believes in its capacity to do good.
–Man I know the world has a lot of shitty people but I still think we can do some good here. I think I’m cynically optimistic.
–If you’re that person who wants to cut the next jerk who cuts you in line, but also has genuine faith in humanity, you’re cynically optimistic.
A phrase used when you are done with someones bullshit and you want them to stop talking. Usually in a rude/angry tone and/or while in an argument.
John: Yo, I didnt steal your money bro. Why would I do that?Joe: Nah man I dont trust you.John: Vro …