dinner reprise
A heady way to say leftovers
Mom, I’m sick of leftovers. Don’t think of them as leftovers but as a “dinner reprise”.
Gasterbation
It’s when you beat the gas nossle on the tank to get all the gas out.
He used gasterbation to get all gas out.
cospainting
Cosplaying in a suit but instead of a mask, you use facepaint.
Oh, wow, dude! Look at the guy cospainting as Bonnie the Bunny!
Hush Puppie Highway
Walking. esp when you have no car or your car is not working or your ride left you.
no one wanted to pick me up so I had to take the hush puppie highway.
global warmer
A sports utility vehicle or other large truck-vehicle that spews an attrocious amount of toxins into the atmosphere, particularly apropos if the owner has no need for an off-road vehicle and would never even dream of driving it on a gravel parking lot for fear he would ding his paint.
I can’t believe Scott bought a Hummer. Why on Earth does that asshole need a global warmer?
clickskreig
To engage in war using false news and propaganda with scandalous and intriguing “clickbait” titles and links.
Russian intelligence is engaged in a clickskreig to degrade western democracies.
Braveass
Another word for Commando. To describe the act of not wearing any underwear under your pants.
Are you brave enough to go Braveass?
dickjillion
69 to the 69th power; slang for “a lot”
I took some aspirin and now my headache is a dickjillion times better!
drain the granny out of it
Draining the granny out of something is when you get every little last bit.
*person who is known for taking large sips* “hey ,can I have a sip of your drink?”
*person with drink* “sure but don’t drain the granny out of it”
Trumpmosphere
Releasing negative and or toxic energy into the open
Ever since he began his campaign for Presidency , Mr. Trump has consistently polluted our minds, and atmosphere at large with his negative and toxic comments about minorities, women, and other gr…
Fap Rotation
The act of cycling between multiple different fap materials in order to avoid becoming desensitized to any of them. Similar to how farmers cycle the crops they plant in order to keep the soil full of nutrients.
I have a fap rotation system involvin…