Meat umbrella
When you push all the meat onto the bottom of the chicken wing
Dude I am going to turn this wing into a meat umbrella so I don’t get my hands dirty
baby bird hands
Handling someone/something with the upmost care. Being gentle.
Traveling with Rob is such a crapshoot that his delivery needs to be handled with Baby Bird Hands.
Class Woody
A boner that you get in class when you are thinking of hot girls instead of listening to the teacher. These boners help to make class go faster but, can be dangerous if you are asked a question related to the subject and your boner is not hidden.
“Hey bro did you hear what she said about the protons and electrons? “. “Nah sorry man , too busy trying to hide my class woody.”
SNL-ed
SNL-ed
when a political or otherwise famous person does/says something so goofy that it requires them to be spoofed on Saturday Night Live.
After that speech, he is sure to be SNL-ed.
procaffination
The inability to make a decision until you’ve had a cup of coffee.
Make me a coffe I’m flawed by procaffination today.
emptiful
Fully, or completely empty.
Larry: “Woah, this parking lot is emptiful!”
Dave: “I wish I brought my rollerblades!”
“Bob drank all the beers and left the cooler emptiful.”
Pierce: “Perhaps Diane’s head is as emptiful as we thought after all.”
Farood: “So, is your glass half full, or half empty?”
Jonah: *drinks up*
“Well, now it’s emptiful“.
Farood: *poker face*
emptiful
Fully, or completely empty.
Larry: “Woah, this parking lot is emptiful!”
Dave: “I wish I brought my rollerblades!”
“Bob drank all the beers and left the cooler emptiful.”
Pierce: “Perhaps Diane’s head is as emptiful as we thought after all.”
Farood: “So, is your glass half full, or half empty?”
Jonah: *drinks up*
“Well, now it’s emptiful“.
Farood: *poker face*
donutations
The expectation of a donation of a donut. (Usually ends in heartbreak.)
She brought back home a cookie, and totally crushed my donutations.
Covfefe
(n.) When you want to say “coverage” but your hands are too small to hit all the letters on your keyboard.
Despite constant negative press covfefe.
Covfefe
(n.) When you want to say “coverage” but your hands are too small to hit all the letters on your keyboard.
Despite constant negative press covfefe.