emptiful
Fully, or completely empty.
Larry: “Woah, this parking lot is emptiful!”
Dave: “I wish I brought my rollerblades!”
“Bob drank all the beers and left the cooler emptiful.”
Pierce: “Perhaps Diane’s head is as emptiful as we thought after all.”
Farood: “So, is your glass half full, or half empty?”
Jonah: *drinks up*
“Well, now it’s emptiful“.
Farood: *poker face*