party sludge

Urban Word of The Day

noun. The mixture of spilt booze, puke, dirt and sweat that accumulates on the floor during a party in any frat house or dank basement. Often destroys any white shoes, particularly white ones


“Aw man, I have to get this party sludge off my nice new shoes in time for Easter.”

Bed Crumbs

Urban Word of The Day

noun

small fragments of miscellaneous particles found in between the sheets of an untidy bed.

bed crumbs can be caused by a number of things, such as

-eating in bed

-NOT WIPING YOUR FEET BEFORE YOU CLIMB IN

-dumping glitter on your sheets

-letting homeless people sleep in your bed

-being slutty

(often found in the beds of sloppy people and college dormitories)


-When you’re eating puff pastries in bed, and later that night, you’re sleeping in a pile of irritating globs of food – bed crumbs!

-When someone has been walking outside barefoot, then climbs underneath your covers, and shards of dirt, sand and dry leaves are transferred to your freshly made bed – bed crumbs!

Use it in a sentence!

-“Don’t put your feet on my bed, I don’t want any bed crumbs.”

-“Ew! Someone was eating applesauce in my bed, and now I have stinky bed crumbs!”

-“You know it’s time to wash your sheets when you start to get bed crumbs.”