Galories

Calories consumed during activities with your girl friends (girls night out, wine during a pedicure, eating McDonalds at 2 a.m. shitfaced) that generally are not part of your diet but you eat them anyway.

Men: see Palories


Girl, I’ve gained so much weight even though I’m using Herbalife.

Uh, it’s all them galories you’ve been eating in addition to your diet.