Covfefe
Covfefe, Russian word that translates literally as ‘I quit’ or ‘I leave’ or ‘I resign.’
“Despite the constant negative press, covfefe.”
hotdog holidays
Any holiday when you go to someones house you will be offered a hotdog
ie memorial day , 4 of july, labor day
Im going to miss the barbeques now that the hotdog holidays are over
feel some type of way
A unknown or crazy feeling about a situation
When I went on that date, the guy reached over and kissed me without asking. Now that made me feel some type of way
backfired
Verb; An attempt to fix something in which the fixing actually makes the situation worse for you. Common on the internet when an arguement “backfires” and makes you look stupid.
nub 1:My mom is not FAT! See! *insert link*
person 2: Dude! She totally is, your arguement totally backfired on you. Lol, dumbass.
War Room
When a group of people in a room get turnt on the same subject and it pisses everyone in the room off
Bruh last night I had a major war room in my hotel room
break green
To share cannabis with friends or strangers
I like to break green with friends and then explore a museum together.
alt-laws
Inlaws that are Trump supporters
I have to get ready for an interesting Easter dinner with the alt-laws
Resting Murder Face
When your natural resting expression appears so angry that people who do not know you, and even those who do at times, believe you may soon murder someone. Typically for men. Derivative of resting bitch face in women.
Girl 1: Why does Bryan look like he’s going to kill that kid?
Girl 2: Oh he’s ok, he just has resting murder face. He isn’t actually angry at all. He’s probably pondering football schedules.
Resting Murder Face
When your natural resting expression appears so angry that people who do not know you, and even those who do at times, believe you may soon murder someone. Typically for men. Derivative of resting bitch face in women.
Girl 1: Why does Bryan look like he’s going to kill that kid?
Girl 2: Oh he’s ok, he just has resting murder face. He isn’t actually angry at all. He’s probably pondering football schedules.
face jerking
the act of being on facebook all of the time, and getting no satisfaction out of it.
my boyfriend spends all of his time looking a posts on facebook, he is just face jerking.
Accidental Anal
When two or more men are engaged in some sort of testosterone-based activity (I.E. wrestling, football, rugby, etc…) and there is incidental penis to anus penetration. The term “accidental anal” refers to that occurrence.
“Matt and Luke were playing a heated, but quality game of chess that ended in accidental anal.”
“I just wanted to put a dollar in the homeless man’s tin can, but accidental anal occurred, too. Now I need special medication from the clinic.”
“The poker game ended much as it started, with accidental anal. I think we’re all walking a little slower this morning.”
Accidental Anal
When two or more men are engaged in some sort of testosterone-based activity (I.E. wrestling, football, rugby, etc…) and there is incidental penis to anus penetration. The term “accidental anal” refers to that occurrence.
“Matt and Luke were playing a heated, but quality game of chess that ended in accidental anal.”
“I just wanted to put a dollar in the homeless man’s tin can, but accidental anal occurred, too. Now I need special medication from the clinic.”
“The poker game ended much as it started, with accidental anal. I think we’re all walking a little slower this morning.”
Sadsturbation
masturbating while sad.
“My girlfriend broke up with me, so im left to sadsturbation.”
trumpaggedon
A global arena of havoc, hysteria and fear created by a single individual and his or her cohorts who have the wealth, position and power to instill agendas based in greed through endless, unexpected atrocities and horrors upon the innocence of an unknowing and unprepared world.
“Within months of the regime’s rise to power and influence, world populations began to realize each day forward was leading all peoples and nations closer and closer to trumpaggedon.”
Galories
Calories consumed during activities with your girl friends (girls night out, wine during a pedicure, eating McDonalds at 2 a.m. shitfaced) that generally are not part of your diet but you eat them anyway.
Men: see Palories
Girl, I’ve gained so much weight even though I’m using Herbalife.
Uh, it’s all them galories you’ve been eating in addition to your diet.
Trumped up
A severe fuck up. Yuuge even.
Guy 1: Last night I got shitfaced, and when I woke up this morning, I was sleeping with my sister.
Guy 2: That’s trumped up. Your brother’s going to be so pissed.
Cray grammar
What grammar?
Cray grammar is the definition of “fucking terrible”. Not even one sentence has proper grammar.
I can’t believe he hasn’t learned..
“I cant gone there if ive being there”
“I DIDINT HAD DONE THAT”
“OMFG U DONT UNDERTOOD ANY THING I SAY YOU AND YOU PRETENDING TO BEEN HAXED”
“I believe you’re gonna learn a new launuage now.”
“Mnpn why the fuck would you add a such rule like that.”
“hes always in the pain in the butt”
“STOP BEING SUSPICOSUS”
“IM DIEING WITH THIS HOORBILE PICTURE X_X”
“Sersiouly when i block him he just goes to somebody else to let me unblock him”
“i didin’t feel let mikos being in here”
“i already finshed quarantie'”
Oh my god.. Cray grammar!
Starwank
The act of pleasing oneself while focusing intently on the night sky.
Greg stepped out for a night walk, but was so taken by the splendour of the stars, that he engaged in a session of self pleasure and quiet reflection – a starwank.
Starwank
The act of pleasing oneself while focusing intently on the night sky.
Greg stepped out for a night walk, but was so taken by the splendour of the stars, that he engaged in a session of self pleasure and quiet reflection – a starwank.
Mommyfied
When you have spent so much time with your kids that you cant function as a normal adult anymore.
“Did she just say she has to go tinkle?” “Yeah, she’s mommyfied”
“That poor girl is mommyfied”