highwear
N. The sunglasses you put on when your eyes are displaying the effects of marijuana.
I see Adam’s got his highwear on to go meet his girlfriend’s parents.
fake news
A term formerly useful for describing websites consisting entirely of intentionally fabricated news stories, but now used to describe virtually anything that does not mesh with one’s own views.
Actual real-world examples of how “fake news” has been used:
“Fake news that’s being released by some foreign government”
“Fake news was able to spread so easily from sources like InfoWars and Breitbart and TheBlaze”
“the Rolling Stone, which did so much to damage the reputation of journalism with their fake news”
“the New York Times IS fake news”
“Kellyanne Conway is fake news”
“fake news from the CIA”
“the fake news phenomenon is spreading to children’s toys”
Source: Vice article entitled “Watch ‘fake news’ become a meaningless phrase
nmh
NMH stand for Nodding My Head as a direct opposite of the popular abbreviation SMH, Shaking My Head.
NMH is often used to express approval or joy.
Chloe: hey! do you want to come over next weekend?
Eric: nmh! ofc!Eric: hey, you think this sweater l…
hater steak
Something you feed haters, has to be juicy lies that will get them to bite
My haters where getting hungry so I fed them some hater steak!
reality challenged
(adj.) being in a state in which one is utterly and completely unable to distinguish fact from fiction, and is thus obviously and undeniably full of shit.
Most politicians are reality challenged. So are a number of attorneys, as well as most people living in Hollywood.
To use it in a sentence: “That guy is SO reality challenged… that he can’t even tell shit from Shinola!”
donald trump tie
Donald Trump ties are cheap, poorly-made rags that are sold a discount and second-hand stores. People wearing these ties are those who wish they had more in their wallet than just lint. Generally, tie-wearers are wanna-bes who are looking for some att…
crumplesack
An individual who performs less than satisfactorily to the chagrin and sometimes amusement of his or her associates, crew, or squadron.
The preflight crew forgot to leave water bottles on the jet for us? What a bunch of crumplesacks!
daymare
A vivid, unpleasant mental image (as in a nightmare) conjured in broad daylight, such as an impending crash, or a thought of a loved one in distress, which can cause a strong emotional response such as fear or horror.
Scott still isn’t home from the game, and I’m having such a daymare! I know he’s stretched out on the pavement somewhere.
Bannonite
Noun. Disciples of the dark lord Steve Bannon.
And Lo, I stood upon the mound and witnessed below the Bannonites in worship of their deity. At his left stood a Lustful, Orange Demon inscribed upon its forehead the name, BIGLY.
trash dove
One of the shittest and most annoying things on the internet. First seen in january, 2016. In february, 2017, it went viral, and began to invade all over the internet. You can see at least one comment with this bird in facebook pages. There are numero…
nametake
The reverse of namesake; a person you are named after.
The monk Martin Luther was the nametake of Dr. King.
nametake
The reverse of namesake; a person you are named after.
The monk Martin Luther was the nametake of Dr. King.