cranking the hog
Masturbation, usually in a more aggressive manner.
Hey man, I was cranking the hog last night and my roommate almost walked in.
Comfermative
When you confirm the affirmative.
On the news tonight it was comfermative that the weather was hot.
Comfermative
When you confirm the affirmative.
On the news tonight it was comfermative that the weather was hot.
Breitbastard
Unapologetic un-PC alpha male conservative fan of Breitbart news
I hate Sean. He voted for Trump. Fucking Breitbastard
Selfiecide
When a person dies while trying to take a selfie from a dangerous position or area.
This man committed selfiecide while trying to take a selfie hanging off the side of a high-rise building, and fell to his death.
Jizzneyland
When a city or town specifically zones an area for “adult” businesses.
Troy, NY resident: Did you know that the City Council voted on the “Jizzneyland” zone last night? I’m not sure if 70 acres near a residential neighborhood is going to be enough.
trump basket
A toilet bowl.
-I drank way too much last night and ended up spending my night at the trump basket.
-The trump basket is clogged; whoever used it last needs to plunge it.
wealth care
Excellent health care reserved exclusively for the wealthy.
America has a wealth care system.
hows the weather up there
A dick thing you say to a tall person to piss them off.
Person 1 “Hows the weather up there?”
Person 2 “Fuck you.”
ratfucker
The insane, narcissistic, outrageous asshat who ratfucked his way into the Whitehouse with Russian hacking, slanderous lies from FBI director James Comey, and the archaic, undemocratic, and fucked Electoral College. Ratfucker is now working tirelessly (minus weekly vacations to Florida) to finish dismantling american society, enact authoritarian rule, destroy the environment, and destabilized global relations. You’ve been ratfucked.
Ratfucker stays up long into the night composing insane and nonsensical tweets for the braindead lemmings who support him to read and praise.
from the giddy up
From the beginning.
You should have told me you don’t like men from the giddy up and I wouldn’t have wasted my time taking you out.
Trumpcare
Government healthcare program thought up by a group of rich white men posing as politicians that will provide you with enough coverage for a band-aid. Unless of course you are one of the rich.
I went to the E.R. with a severed finger. Having Trumpc…
presidential comb over
When the president deals with a problem by sweeping it under the rug.
Trump is dealing with the problem of his ties to Russia by giving it a presidential comb over.
spank bank overdraft
When you masterbate so much your spank bank is now into overdraft
Hey dude you making a withdrawal from the spank bank tonight ,bro I tug it so much I’m into spank bank overdraft
Shamrock’d
(Noun) Getting drunk on St. Patrick’s Day
Bro I got so Shamrock’d last night at this girls St. Patty’s party.
manonmansplaining
The act of explaining man on man sexual intercourse to another person.
Steve’s manonmansplaining is making Kyle uncomfortable, and he’s probably going to leave soon.
lucky sock
What most teenage boys use to masturbate
I just got done using my lucky sock, now ill use it again.
Chunion
A form of armpit odour that resembles a combination of cheese and onion. Usually experienced after hard work or a hot day.
“Babe I was doing chinups at the gym and the guy next to me copped a face full of chunion”
Corn Puck
A hard round constipating turd. Induced by too much starch and not enough fiber in the diet.
I’ll be back. I may be a while. I gotta work out a corn puck. Good luck. I had one the other day. Tore my ass up working that thing out.
Strand-up comedy
The way one’s hair can look first thing in the morning, sticking straight up in all directions.
When Bob woke up this morning, his hair looked like a strand-up comedy.