Summary: You’d have better sexytimes with Hear Muffs – they won’t tear your hair out or gouge your eyes out like other headphones – even if you’re sleeping alone. The worst thing you could take to bed when you’re feeling warm and cuddly are cold, lumpy headphones. You’d make out much better with Hear Muffs,…
I believe that none of these fine gentlemen have time to fit this activity into their schedules.
Cost of goods paid by consumers after tariff cost increases.
This bumper jack has been Trump Jumped from $49 bucks to almost $60.
This is an ass ripping $10 dollar trump jump.
I wonder what he’s listening to? Shovels and Rope? Arcade Fire? Songs of the Humpbacked Whale? I bet it’s something amazing we’ve never heard of.
A fascist twit who overuses their Twitter, and uses it for attention and to indoctrinate the foolish. Synomous with The Orange Snowflake, a.k.a Orange Mussolini, a.ka. Orange Faced Shit-gibbon, a.k.a Donald J. Trump.
“I wish POTUS Trump would stop tweeting already, he’s not a winner no matter how many times he says it, man’s a real twitler.”
Finally – my workstation has more than just a cup holder – it can make toast! Up to 4 pieces every 30 minutes. Or toaster pastries.
One of my favorite tattoo fails. 🙂 No worries, Mr. Never Don’t Give Up Arm Tattoo Guy – we won’t not never.
There are so many flavors to choose from!
Interesting correlation between Internet Explorer (IE) market share and murder rate.
Years ago, I recall Steve Martin saying he worked as turtle boy, but he gave it up to be a rag picker behind the supermarket. Perhaps this lovely image inspired him. Steve didn’t just talk the talk. He took on the one with the fire in his eyes.
They need those fancy feets for dancing.
What every inhabitant of the USA is, except the Native Americans.
A: Dude, I fuckin hate them immigrants!
B: Well whaddaya think your great great great grand father was?
n. Government by the least qualified or most unprincipled people.
Since it takes the worst type of person to become a successful politician, all democracies will eventually become kakistocracies.
basically donald trump, bc he’s a big ‘ol white lump of overcomb + cheeto dust skin
dang, did you see donald lump in the news today? he was looking extra orange and lumpy.
a new healthcare insurance system where you automatically lose your health coverage if you are sick or poor.
I went to the emergency room after the accident, they said, “we can’t help you, you’ve got trumpcare.”
