the act of excreting racist, sexist, homophobic, theocratic, fascist rhetoric from one’s oral sphincter; esp. in the presence of large groups of like-minded, gullible, and/or easily influenced/manipulated individuals
Can you believe so many people are watching this guy take a trump and applauding for it?
Manterrupting: a sexist display of male “dominance”. A trait that has not yet been lost despite decades of evolution. When men interrupt women because they “believe” that what they have to say is somehow more important.
Boy: why aren’t you joining in on the conversation any more? Talk wth us!
Girl: I would love to, but anytime I try to say to chime in, but your buddies keep manterrupting me.
When you are flying in the coach section of an airplane and one or both of the other two seats are unoccupied giving you more room, to stretch, lean or lie down.
The middle seat was unoccupied on my recent flight home so I got to sit in Redneck Fir…
1. Having no intention of following thru on a date or promise2. A sarcastic way of accepting a date.3. Accepting a date only to mock the requester.
Raul: Hi Jess, will you go to Hooters with me on Friday?
Jess: Sure, let me just pencil you into my …
Toking up right after you wake up.
Morning Drew, I got 10 dollars, feel like a wake n’ bake?
when someone disrespects your manhood.
chick: you can’t even pay for dinner or kill a spider, what’s wrong with you
guy: damn quit steppin on my dick!
When a man sleeps with a single mother with a small child.
Also, when a man expresses false adornment for a women’s child in order to sleep with her.
Dude, look at John and Sara. He straight up shoplifted the pooty.
A far more severe muffin top where several folds of fat spills over a women’s pants creating various nooks and crannies.
There is enough butter in that girls English muffin top.
When a female you are interested in casually reveals that she has a boyfriend (intentionally or otherwise).
I was about to ask her out but then she dropped the boyfriend bomb.
A variation of see you later alligator
Beef: “See you later masturbator”
Jack: “In a while, pedophile”
Something that is sexually desirable, or deemed high enough quality that it can be used for masturbation purposes.
Man, that picture is really fappable.
to lecture about social injustice, while doing little to create change.
I friend likes to jabber woke at our cafe, then go home to his hobby ranch.
An fool who believes all information found on Wikipedia is accurate and true.
Michael Scott, from NBC’s “The Office”, upon claiming “Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject, so you know you are getting the best possible information.” solidified himself among the ranks of wikiots.
An fool who believes all information found on Wikipedia is accurate and true.
Michael Scott, from NBC’s “The Office”, upon claiming “Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject, so you know you are getting the best possible information.” solidified himself among the ranks of wikiots.
The immediately preceding statement is false and was told to mislead.
I really miss that show Blossom … SIKE!
noun: a pornographic Christmas ornament.
Somehow, Rodney’s Christmas tree, decked out in garish purple lights and Mrs. Santa pornaments, failed to convey the solemnity and dignity of this holiest of days.
A form of punishment wherein an employee fucks up beyond the reprimand of a warning and is put on a disciplinary leave of absence with or without pay.
“Where’s Jimmy this week?” “Oh he opened the store 2 hours late so boss put him on a Shamecation.”
A euphemistic reference to taking a massive dump. Typically the corn filled variety. But eloquently expresses any act of defecation.
Well I hope everyone enjoyed that Thanksgiving meal. Now if you’ll excuse me, it’s time for me to work on my corn art. I’ve got a masterpiece on the way.
A text message containing information (usually unflattering or damaging) about a third party which is sent to the individual it concerns rather than the person for whom the communication is intended.
Text written for secret lover is inadvertently sent to partner, making it a mistext:
“On my way home, partner name suspicious, don’t call.”
the morning after hippies or member of the 60’s counter culture have made tie dyed t shirts, candles, or prayer flags
Our neighbors were sharing another hippie christmas on their drive way with 20 of their closest friends unwrapping tie dyed tshirts and prayer flags to dry in the sun.