beforeface
The face you make right before you bust
Bruh my beforeface was crazy when we were doing it in that missionary position
Comfort Tub
1 : For most girls, this is either a tub of any type of food (most of the time, ice cream) while she cries her heart out while watching romantic movies.
2 : A bath tub with scattered rose petals and an aromatic smell, scented candles lit everywhere, so the broken-hearted girl can take a comforting wash.
Girl 1: Boo.. he broke my heart, boo!
Girl 2: Bring out the “Comfort Tub”!
healthy relationship weight
When she eating good & getting good dick from her nigga
” my baby gained that healthy relationship weight ”
wash and wank
To pleasure yourself in the shower. It’s convenient because it kills two birds with one stone, the buckling down and the clean up.
Friend: Hey you wanna go to taco bell?
Me: Sorry, I gotta do the ol’ wash and wank
Friend: Can I join?
Me: Yee
Boner Bungee
Strapping a relentless boner down with the elastic waist band of your boxers.
Jess: Jesus Mike, would you do something about that boner? It’s making all the Pi Phi’s uncomfortable.
Mike: I can’t, miss perfect tits just walked by and I nearly got Boner Narcolepsy.
Jess: Well strap it down with a Boner Bungee, or someone’s going to call campus police.