Boner Bungee
Strapping a relentless boner down with the elastic waist band of your boxers.
Jess: Jesus Mike, would you do something about that boner? It’s making all the Pi Phi’s uncomfortable.
Mike: I can’t, miss perfect tits just walked by and I nearly got Boner Narcolepsy.
Jess: Well strap it down with a Boner Bungee, or someone’s going to call campus police.