AM BM

Morning (AM) bowel movement (BM). The first poop of the day, almost always taken immediately upon awakening in the morning.

A “beer dump” is a type of AM BM, but not all AM BMs are beer dumps.


“I can’t even start my day with some coffee until I’ve had my AM BM.”

“I didn’t have time for my AM BM this morning so I’ve had to hold that sh*t in all f*cking morning.”

spwl

text talk acronym standing for ‘stroking penis while laughing’


person 1: “I opened my personal laptop at a company meeting today. I forgot that the battery died while watching a porno last night. It was ten seconds of slurping, spitting and gagging. It was my first day.”

person 2: “spwl”