dickini
Synonymous with “man thong”. A combination of “dick” and “bikini”.
Cindy: Wow, Steve does not have enough package to be rocking that dickini. Not a good move.
Synonymous with “man thong”. A combination of “dick” and “bikini”.
Cindy: Wow, Steve does not have enough package to be rocking that dickini. Not a good move.
Like camel toe except in the rear; when your clothes are too tight and can see your butt crack through clothing.
1. If you have a camel toe problem or have had one, it is highly likely you have or will experience Butt Toe in your lifetime as well.2…
It’s the girl who you would possibly like to date if you weren’t already attached so you string her along by asking her to do platonic activities.
If Shelly breaks it off with me I always have Nancy, my back burner girl.
When you thought you were charging your phone but you actually weren’t
My phone still has no juice, prolly had a bad plug last night.
*Having a hard time as a male to look a woman in the eyes because of her distracting front torso
*Having a hard time as a male to focus on ANYTHING because of a distracting female torso in sight
I didn’t noticed the yellow car, because I was boobstracted by Caroline. Sorry, you were saying? I was totally boobstracted, apologies.
Acting in a casual or complimenting manner towards someone. (Opposite Of Throwing Shade)
I Have Dis Friend And Like I Wanna Be Close Friends Wit Her But She Is Legit #Highkey Gorgeous Like Damnn😁😍💙 Reverse Shade
A boner so strong that it drains the blood from your brain and causes you to faint
We saw a nice piece of ass walk by and Tim fainted from Boner Narcolepsy. I had no idea he had that strong a dong.
The practice of covering your desk with papers, completed work, and other important-looking papers to give the appearance that you are really busy when really you’re surfing the net, watching YouTube vids and doing other non-work things.
“My realtor taught me this trick of staging my house for sale so I tried it at work, I started desk staging so it looked like I was too busy to take on another task and voila, my boss bought it!”
Romantic hate is defined when you hate someone, but you have a connection with them. You are the person’s enemy, but you are always with them and you can’t look away from them.
Those two hate each other , but they can’t look away from each other. They must romantically hate each other.
Sam: I hate him, but I can’t get away from him
Bob: You must romantically hate him.
Sam:Really?
Bob: Yep. Romantic hate is when you hate someone, but you can’t get away from them.
Romantic hate is defined when you hate someone, but you have a connection with them. You are the person’s enemy, but you are always with them and you can’t look away from them.
Those two hate each other , but they can’t look away from each other. They must romantically hate each other.
Sam: I hate him, but I can’t get away from him
Bob: You must romantically hate him.
Sam:Really?
Bob: Yep. Romantic hate is when you hate someone, but you can’t get away from them.
f&f – flirt and forget. used after a break up, when you want to forget about your ex by flirting with other people.
person 1 : hey dude. heard about the break up. you alright?
person 2 : yeah, man. i’ll just f&f.
When your phone or tablet indicates that you are connected to a wireless network, however you are still unable to load webpages or use any internet services with your device
Person 1: Can you get any wi-fi here?
Person 2: No, it says I’m connected but it’s really just lie-fi
flip-flocks – The heinous combination of flip-flops and socks.
Dad, please do not wear your Flip-flocks in public.
You ain’t got no chill, like you don’t take shit lightly. Your zone is always turnt. There is no turning down when you are in your zone.
Rose had no chill zone when it came to tacos
When your trying to prove someone wrong and immediately refer to Google to debunk there theory
I lived in Hawaii for years and I love to eat pokeactually its pronounced po -kay
*confirms with Google * I google proved you wrong #sorrynotsorry
the sensation that happens after eating carbs for lunch
I need chocolate…I’ve got the 3 o’clock flop
the act of slapping someone in the face with a penis-like object
Friend: Dude, whats that mark on your face?
Dude: Oh yeah, i got dick-wapped last night
To pass your old hoe to one of your friends.
No bro don’t unfriend her, just refriend her to me, so I can smash.
The amount of fries taken by your female significant other, after you’ve already asked her if she was hungry but she insisted she didn’t want anything.
Boyfriend: “Babe, stop eating my fries, you said you didn’t want any!”
Girlfriend: “Girlfriend tax; I’m not going to eat all of it!”