swamp ass
Some one who does not wipe there ass or has not tooken a shower recently and stinks like shit
My cousin lenny smells like swamp ass after playing battlefield for 5 hours straight.
Electric Hammer
When you touch someone or something with your erect penis and it releases static electricity.
I accidentally gave my spouse the electric hammer and now I can only pleasure them after rubbing my stocking feet against a carpeted floor.
boytrapped
(adj.) Describes the sensation of realizing that there are too many boys around.
Jess: Why did you run out onto the porch?
Michele: I couldn’t take it in there. I was boytrapped.
five second rule of texting
The rule stating a DOUBLE TEXT is ok AS LONG AS the second text message is sent within 5 seconds of the first.
I double texted Shelly, but it was ok cuz I used the Five Second Rule of Texting.
On your knees
To get down on your knees and suck his cock! Or dick, penis, or whatever.
Get on your knees. bitch!
Rubik’s Cube-A-Thon
Someone surprised me recently by telling me I had a great imagination when I made up my bio, especially that lie about the Rubik’s cube. Really? Why would someone make up make up nerdy crap like that? I do write fiction, but that wasn’t it. I know, pics or it didn’t happen. Here’s the video…
asshole baby
When you become pregnant from having anal sex the baby is called an “asshole baby”
We didn’t have condoms and thought anal would be safer, little Johnny is an asshole baby!
email fluff
Stroking another one’s ego to make yourself noticed by higher ranks in group email
That guy is email fluffing his way to a promotion
kicking dicks
Doing nothing.
Not doing anything useful.
This Iryna was just kicking dicks all day long instead of working.