chipotle child
The massive shit taken after a meal at chipotle.
Dude, I almost passed a chipotle child in my car.
thug
As Tupac defined it, a thug is someone who is going through struggles, has gone through struggles, and continues to live day by day with nothing for them. That person is a thug. and the life they are living is the thug life. A thug is NOT a gangster. Look up gangster and gangsta. Not even CLOSE, my friend.
“That boy ain’t a gangsta, fo’sho’. Look at how he walks, he’s a thug. life. That’s the saddest face I’ve seen in all my life as a teen.”
refaptory period
Combination of “fapping” and “refractory period.” The refractory period is the recovery time during which it is physiologically impossible for a man to have another orgasm. The refaptory period, therefore, is the recovery time during which it is physiologically impossible for a man to have another orgasm by fapping.
Lowering one’s refaptory period can be a good hobby.
Mariachis Salvajes
When I was a boy, I was kidnapped by a band of marauding mariachis who dressed me in a silver-studded charro outfit and forced me to play the maracas.
bridesmaid wasted
The special kind of drunk you only get as a female member of a wedding party. The kind where you wake up the next day in a pretty dress, missing your shoes, smeared with someone else’s lipstick and unable to remember how you made it home after a wedding or stagette.
“Why do I feel so awful and whose panties are these?” “Dude, you got bridesmaid wasted.”