turkey tap

When someone (usually male) taps another male on the nutsack firmly enough to elicit a short burst of testicular pain.


“Man, I actually prefer getting snapped in the ass with a wet towel in the locker room now that the football team started turkey tapping me after P.E.”

Breastie

A best friend of yours that has the same breast size as you


Kim: Hey look, it’s my breastie Emma. Let’s go say hi!

Mark: Breastie?

Kim: yeah, she’s my bestie and has the the same breast size as me.

Mark: let’s forget we ever had this conversation

Kim: Agreed

Comfort Tub

1 : For most girls, this is either a tub of any type of food (most of the time, ice cream) while she cries her heart out while watching romantic movies.

2 : A bath tub with scattered rose petals and an aromatic smell, scented candles lit everywhere, so the broken-hearted girl can take a comforting wash.


Girl 1: Boo.. he broke my heart, boo!

Girl 2: Bring out the “Comfort Tub”!