The feelings that get stirred up whenever a Drake R&B song comes on, where you start missing people that you don’t even know.
Guy 1: Have you heard that one song by Drake?
Guy 2: Nah, what is it?
Guy 1: *plays it*
Guy 2: OMGAHHHH, STEPHANIEEEEE
Guy 1: …We don’t even know a Stephanie.
Guy 2: I CAN’T HELP IT, IT’S THE DRAKE EFFECT.
To ignore, overlook, or to forget something. Used as a verb, to sleep on something. Overlooking something that is deemed good or tight.
“Yall can sleep on the Steelers. They finna take it all this year.”
The time during the day at which it is no longer physically possible to wear a bra. Can also be written as bra:thirty, bra 30 or bra:30. Bras are removed for the remainder of the day at bra thirty.
I got home after a long day at work and what do you know? It’s bra thirty! Sweatshirt and yoga pants for the rest of the evening!
The suspicion that anyone on their phone outdoors is playing PoGo.
“Hey, you playing Pokemon?”
“Not me…”
–Pokemon paranoia claims another victim
It’s after you realized you have taken so much shit from people because you are nice. And every time you do something bs the pile gets bigger and bigger until you have reached the tipping point where you are like fuck this shit I’m out. Then whatever comes your way, you don’t care.
Fuck this, I’m pretty sure I’m on fuck it mountain right now. Go ahead, it symbolizes life right now.
A platonic kiss is a kiss between two people when one or more of the engaged parties is in a relationship and is trying to remain guilt-free whilst kissing other girls/guys.
No babe, it was totally just a platonic kiss, I swear, she doesn’t mean anything!
When you don’t like somebody but you hang out with them
I don’t get how she was just talking about her but they cool
It’s called phony kicking it. It’s stupid but everyone’s doing it
Used frequently by the people native to the United Kingdom, this is an exclamation that shows feelings of frustration or anger.
“Fucking hell mate, we have been trying for 2 hours and you still can’t get this dildo in my ass.”
The individual’s Facebook personality as it is perceived by others from their post, likes, comments, emoji’s, and other Facebook activity.
Person 1: ” It is obvious it’s ‘Shark Week’ for Susan! ”
Person 2: ” How can you tell?”
Person 1: ” Her Facebookonality has come off a little bitchy lately. Plus she posted that she was listening to Alanis Morissette”
Person 2: ” Oh yeah… its ‘Shark Week ‘ for sure! ”
To be completely and honestly serious.
A reply used by people who have been questioned on the truth of their comment.
To be truthful and not lie.
A truncation of the phrase “dead ass serious”.
Guy 1: Yo, swear I saw George (W.) Bush jump that fence for a corndog…
Guy 2: What? nah uh, you’re lying..
Guy 1: No, for real! I’m dead ass.
A nod of the head similiar to the nod of acknoweldgement but can be used between any two men, not just friends. It is an unspoken greeting in which only another man nod is an appropriate response. Signifies acceptence of presence. Verbally may be inte…
The act of delusionally self-rewarding oneself for the occurrance of a terrible event by publicly masturbating while simultaneously spamming Twitter.
Verb: Donald Trump unpresidentially trumperbated all over himself and the Twitter world when he “appreciated” the congratulations for the massacre in Orlando.
Noun: Hey, did you see Trump’s big trumperbate last night? He must have bust all over his small hands.
one ya self, leave, bounce, or just plain and simple telling someone to get out of your face and go somewhere.
i’m tired of ya cats talkin junk, ya need to curve.
puerto rican slang for flawless, clean immaculate,
yo ese toyota esta asicalao.
yo that toyotas flawless
A Canadian of limited intelligence.
That Canucklehead lit a cigarette while at the gas pump.
The chairs located throughout a store where the unfortunate male who gets roped into shopping with a female companion ends up sitting. The hapless male usually ends up waiting for hours, and often while an important sporting event is on.
Yvonne: I’ll be in the bra section.
Rachel: I’ll be in the shoe department.
L: I’ll be in the asshole chair, twiddling my thumbs and plotting how to get in your respective pants.
If you snap chat your friend day after day and you get a number at the side of there name then that means you are on a snapchat streak. The number means the amount of days
‘Someone do a snapchat streak with me?’
Words uttered by President George W. Bush to the media (on a golf course) after announcing his serious stance on global terrorism. Brought to light from Michael Moore’s Fahrenheit 9/11.
Quickly becoming an Internet meme for either Bush’s hypocrisy or a segue into a non-sequitor.
“I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorist killers. Thank you. Now watch this drive.” (Swings)
– G.W. Bush