A sarcastic phrase meant to downplay the complaint or misfortune of another person, similar to playing the world’s tiniest violin with one’s fingers.
It is a reference to the assassination of President Lincoln. Can be substituted with any phrase referring to a tragic event, such as, “Other than that, how was the flight, Sullie?”
“I just found out I have to work this weekend.”
“Other than that, how was the play, Mrs. Lincoln?”
Bay area term meaning to put money down on someone else’s gas. Someone’s portion of gas money.
“If you take me there I will give you gas ends.”
“Do you have gas ends for the trip?”
“I have ends on gas!”
When a person in casual conversation drops extremely depressing information in an order to derail the conversation to a more depressing state.
Person 1:”Hey this restaurant is really great!”
Person 2: “Yeah, but that time I was here my ex punched me in the face.”
Person 1: “…fuck…way too be depressive aggressive.”
When someone brags about something but are clearly lying about it or give an example of how bad you are at the thing you’re bragging about.
Did you hear that Trump Brag: “I went to an ivy league school, I’m very highly educated. I know words I have the best words.”
What happens when you type “Google” into Google.
I am head of IT and I have it on good authority: if you type “Google” into Google you can break the internet. So please, no-one try it, even for a joke.
Open Beta is the stage of devolopment where you have to Pre-Purchase the game to have the privelege to test it for any final bugs.
“Pre-Purchase for OPEN BETA EARLY ACESS” – Overwatch, Blizzard
a driver that is all over your rear bumper if you drive the speed limit.
Damn I’m driving the speed limit and that texas driver behind me is all over my rear bumper!
An excuse used by shitty people to deny ownership or knowledge of their bad qualities. Can also be used to devalue and avoid change or responsibility over what the other person said to them. In either case, the speaker feigns surprise at these “new” and “unexpected” things they are being told.
Translates directly into “you’ve taken all my shit before, why the sudden backbone?” and/or “I’ve known this for awhile, but why bring it up now?”
Ellie: You lie to my face and behind my back, we only hang out when you need something, you ditch me the second you get a boyfriend and come running back the second he leaves you, and you give me your clothes that are too tight and then tell people you gave them to me because they were too big. You’re a bad friend, and I’m so done with you.
Christie: Whoah, where is this coming from?
Dan: We’ve been friends for a long time and obviously you know I like you because I go above and beyond the call of duty of friendship, so now that you’re single, maybe we can go on a date?
Jamie: A date? Like romantic? But you’re my friend. Where is this coming from?
When a women texts you using more than one “y” it means they like or have a crush on you.
Girl: Heyyyy
Boy: Hi
Girl: I like you.
Boy: I know… You used more than one “y”.
When a women texts you using more than one “y” it means they like or have a crush on you.
Girl: Heyyyy
Boy: Hi
Girl: I like you.
Boy: I know… You used more than one “y”.
The act of taking your bra off after a long day and letting them be free.
I can’t wait to get home from work and let my girls hang
The act of taking your bra off after a long day and letting them be free.
I can’t wait to get home from work and let my girls hang
A rude assholelike person. originated in pittsburgh
“Yinz were acting like jagoffs the other night, all drunk on Ahrns n’at”
When a person ejalculates while playing the game “Pokemon go.” This usually occurs near spawn points of legendary/rare Pokemon.
Kevin is that Mewtew??
Kevin: *pokemon goos self*
a person who does not accept or is out of touch with the realities/ beliefs of modern times;
one who blatantly dismisses/ disagrees with common knowledge or scientific findings.
Joe doesn’t even believe the planet is round, or that we landed on the moon… he’s a flat earther.
A female who conforms to her surroundings and claims she is unique. She often drinks Starbucks, wears Ugg boots in August, and posts selfies on social networking sites every. single. day. Also uses hashtags that don’t have anything to do with the picture itself.
Girl 1: Hey, let’s go to Starbucks and wear leggings with Uggs!
Girl 2: OMG YES. We are so basic!
Girl 1: Take a picture! Hashtag yay us, basic white girls, Starbucks, bye, like, what
The zombie like foot speed of Pokémon GO player’s.
You can tell they’re all playing Pokémon GO based on their trademark Poképace.
If it usually takes 15 minutes to walk there, it’ll take Ramon 30 to 45 based on his Poképace.
The phobia of texting in group chats.
Nick has group chat phobia, so he texts people individually.
When a rabid racist rant is fueled by a shitstorm of word salad.
“That speech smells like Trumpster Fire!”