trumparoma
The smell that occurs when a swamp is drained and replaced with raw sewage and other kinds of stinking waste.
There’s been a hell of a trumparoma around here since they drained that swamp and filled it with sewage.
not long out of bed
An expression used in North England meaning “I’m so tired I’m going to have to go to bed soon”
I’m knackered I’m not long out of bed
nuclear cumsplosion
When you ejaculate so hard it destroys everything in a two mile radius.
“Dude, I had such good sex last night I made a nuclear cumsplosion.”
baby in the closet
When a woman is pregnant and is keeping it a secret.
Don’t tell anybody, but I swear Elena’s got a baby in the closet.
Trump Christian
A self-declared follower of the Christian faith and its principles of unconditional love, helping the less fortunate and renunciation of violence and worldly goods, who also rabidly supports President-elect Donald Trump, an unabashed narcissist, racist, misogynist, xenophobe and pussy grabbing real estate con-man of shiny, gaudy buildings.
Billy Bob: I can’t wait until Trump kicks all them Mexican and refugee families out of our country. It’d be great if he waterboarded them on the way out.
Trump Christian: Amen on that brother.
Whoja vu
Whoja vu is to people as Deja vu is to events.
That eerie feeling you’ve met someone before, even though you just met them for the first time
“I swear, I’ve met him somewhere before, but there’s no way I could have. . . ”
“huh. well then you’re just having Whoja vu. go with it.”
pentagonorrhea
disease earned through the chain of command in the US military, specifically, from a superior to a subordinate or a hired author
She was ‘doing his biography’, little did she know, it was not only cash paying, but pentagonorrhea was a bonus
wank shelter
A safe haven which could be limited to a closet, toilet, single room or a complete house were a male organism is able to produce semen by hand without being disturbed.
Kim: Have you seen Dennis?
Johan: I haven’t seen him in ages
Olaf: Dennis has locked himself in his wank shelter.
Trumpy Butt
(n) Used to reference a dog’s butt hole immediately prior to the dog having a bowel movement. Right before a dog has a bowel movement, their butt hole starts to expand and pucker, causing an uncanny resemblance to Donald Trump’s mouth. The Trumpy Butt is a signal to the owner or dog walker that the dog is about to go. The state following Trumpy Butt is often referred to as “Brown Eye.”
Rover’s been looking for a poop spot forever, but now he has Trumpy Butt so I know he’s about to go.
I Heard You Using the Microwave
This means that somebody was too loud during sex the night before.
‘Microwave’ refers to the coitus that was had.
Justine: Good morning, guys! How did you sleep?
Carla: Not very well.
Justine: why?
Carla: I heard you using the microwave last night..
Justine: Oh dear..
‘You’re just jealous because you heard HER using the microwave but you can’t handle that heat!’
Trump University
A fake, unaccredited school using Donald Trump‘s name that offers classes in real estate, management, negotiation, entrepreneurship, and wealth creation. They are another example of a diploma mill, like Walden University or Trinity Southern University. Their main source of advertising is from spam, which also include offers for pet medications, diet pills, software, loans, photo contests, and mortgage applications.
Hey, I bet that diploma from Trump University is so gonna help you land that position as head fry-chef that you’ve always wanted.
calling dingo
used as a slang term to describe something with a conflict of interest, much like it would be a conflict of interest to hire a dingo to babysit your infant while you leave the house. In this situation the dingo has a contrast of interest and will most likely NOT do a good job babysitting your infant.
This term was first used on the popular HBO show, last week tonight with John Oliver.
John Oliver: “The CEO of a Payday lending company actually has is in charge of regulating the Payday lending industry!
I am calling dingo on that!… I am calling dingo!”
calling dingo
used as a slang term to describe something with a conflict of interest, much like it would be a conflict of interest to hire a dingo to babysit your infant while you leave the house. In this situation the dingo has a contrast of interest and will most likely NOT do a good job babysitting your infant.
This term was first used on the popular HBO show, last week tonight with John Oliver.
John Oliver: “The CEO of a Payday lending company actually has is in charge of regulating the Payday lending industry!
I am calling dingo on that!… I am calling dingo!”
post-truth
relating to or denoting circumstances in which objective facts are less important in shaping public opinion than emotional or personal beliefs.
Post-truth relies solely on personal beliefs and ignores any facts that may conflict with those personal…
Panic drink
The default drink one orders when unfamiliar with the drink options, or not ready to order.
Bartender: What can I get you?
Me: Uhhh uhhhhh, vodka soda!
Friend: You know they have craft cocktails here, right?
Me: I dont know. It’s my panic drink.
played myself
Screw things up for yourself. Let yourself down. Betray yourself by acting in a way that’s opposite to your own interests or (conscious) intentions.
The Amy Winehouse song “Tears dry on their owm”:
“Yeah, I played myself again, should just be my own best friend, not fuck myself in the head with stupid men”
manmansplaining
When a man mansplains what “mansplaining” means.
And, I was, like, O.M.G., you’re totally manmansplaining the meaning of mansplaining to me.
Emperor’s Hand
A person who performs “special tasks” for Emperor Palpatine of the Galactic Empire. Mara Jade was a known Hand.
“Palpatine is an unmarried man, right?”
“Yeah, I’d hate to be one of the Emperor’s Hands on a lonely night.”
Kleptocracy
A corrupt governmental body made up of thieves, also sullied by nepotism and croneyism.
The county government is a perfect example of a kleptocracy