voluntold

voluntold: The exact opposite of volunteering. Always used in reference to an unpleasant task to which you have been assigned by your boss.


Example 1:

Co-worker 1: I hear you got a transfer.

Co-worker 2: Yeah. I didn’t want to, but I was voluntold.

Example 2:

Co-worker 1: You want to go fishing Saturday???

Co-worker 2: I can’t, I got voluntold I have to work this weekend.

santorum

The sometimes frothy, usually slimy, amalgam of lubricant, stray fecal matter, and ejaculate that leaks out of the receiving partner’s anus after a session of anal intercourse. Named, by popular demand and usage, after legislator Rick Santorum because of his homophobic political statements.


“That move was about as slick as santorum!”