Calories consumed during activities with your girl friends (girls night out, wine during a pedicure, eating McDonalds at 2 a.m. shitfaced) that generally are not part of your diet but you eat them anyway.
Men: see Palories
Girl, I’ve gained so much weight even though I’m using Herbalife.
Uh, it’s all them galories you’ve been eating in addition to your diet.
A severe fuck up. Yuuge even.
Guy 1: Last night I got shitfaced, and when I woke up this morning, I was sleeping with my sister.
Guy 2: That’s trumped up. Your brother’s going to be so pissed.
What grammar?
Cray grammar is the definition of “fucking terrible”. Not even one sentence has proper grammar.
I can’t believe he hasn’t learned..
“I cant gone there if ive being there”
“I DIDINT HAD DONE THAT”
“OMFG U DONT UNDERTOOD ANY THING I SAY YOU AND YOU PRETENDING TO BEEN HAXED”
“I believe you’re gonna learn a new launuage now.”
“Mnpn why the fuck would you add a such rule like that.”
“hes always in the pain in the butt”
“STOP BEING SUSPICOSUS”
“IM DIEING WITH THIS HOORBILE PICTURE X_X”
“Sersiouly when i block him he just goes to somebody else to let me unblock him”
“i didin’t feel let mikos being in here”
“i already finshed quarantie'”
Oh my god.. Cray grammar!
The act of pleasing oneself while focusing intently on the night sky.
Greg stepped out for a night walk, but was so taken by the splendour of the stars, that he engaged in a session of self pleasure and quiet reflection – a starwank.
The act of pleasing oneself while focusing intently on the night sky.
Greg stepped out for a night walk, but was so taken by the splendour of the stars, that he engaged in a session of self pleasure and quiet reflection – a starwank.
When you have spent so much time with your kids that you cant function as a normal adult anymore.
“Did she just say she has to go tinkle?” “Yeah, she’s mommyfied”
“That poor girl is mommyfied”
This would be a person WHO CAN ONLY SPEAK BY SHOUTING. That’s all we’re going to say ABOUT THAT!
“Can you please stop being such a klazomaniac and calm down”
noun. The mixture of spilt booze, puke, dirt and sweat that accumulates on the floor during a party in any frat house or dank basement. Often destroys any white shoes, particularly white ones
“Aw man, I have to get this party sludge off my nice new shoes in time for Easter.”
noun
small fragments of miscellaneous particles found in between the sheets of an untidy bed.
bed crumbs can be caused by a number of things, such as
-eating in bed
-NOT WIPING YOUR FEET BEFORE YOU CLIMB IN
-dumping glitter on your sheets
-letting homeless people sleep in your bed
-being slutty
(often found in the beds of sloppy people and college dormitories)
-When you’re eating puff pastries in bed, and later that night, you’re sleeping in a pile of irritating globs of food – bed crumbs!
-When someone has been walking outside barefoot, then climbs underneath your covers, and shards of dirt, sand and dry leaves are transferred to your freshly made bed – bed crumbs!
Use it in a sentence!
-“Don’t put your feet on my bed, I don’t want any bed crumbs.”
-“Ew! Someone was eating applesauce in my bed, and now I have stinky bed crumbs!”
-“You know it’s time to wash your sheets when you start to get bed crumbs.”
To persuade someone to your way of thinking via violent means.
“I’ll learn you good!” (Followed by a slap)
the mouth of either a male or a female. used as a derogatoty meaning.
joe blow, shut your cock holster.
the mouth of either a male or a female. used as a derogatoty meaning.
joe blow, shut your cock holster.
A “pet name” of an adored or term of endearment for a significant other who has deliciously suckable, irresistible balls.
I use the name “Sugar Nuts” to refer to my Sweet-thang Aaron whose balls I could lick all day.
when you didn’t really plan on giving a blowjob but you did anyways.
“I just wanted to make out with him, but it turned into an accidental blowjob.”
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the
middle.
When you can’t poo.
Brad, “Hey dude did you lay a big one in there?”
Chad, “Nah brah, it was a no shit-situation.”
Brad, “Damn.”
To masturbate at work while on the clock.
I was horny at work today, so I hit the hot steaming port a pot for half an hour to beat out a paycheck.
In college, one who stays in their room for countless hours on end without ever coming out until they grow long hair and toenails.
John had to endure countless jibes and jeers after he finally decided to stop being a room hobbit and emerged from hi…