orange russian
An Orange Russian is a cocktail made with vodka, coffee liqueur, and urine.
Did you see that video of Donny on Facebook? Some chick gave him an orange russian!
Unload the groceries
Deceptive way of saying you are taking a shit.
I’ll be online in a few minutes after I unload the groceries.
net neutrality
An idea whereby all access to the collective Internets is equal. Where no limits on different throughputs or access to services are placed.
Senator Stevens on Net Neutrality:
The internet is not something that you just dump something on… It’s not a big truck, it’s a series of tubes!
You sir, are an idiot!
Side Daddy
When someone has a sugar daddy and they have a side sugar daddy to get more money.
“Britany, my side daddy just bought me a new purse.”
I just think it’s funny how
A low key but passive aggressive way to tell someone your angry with them
I just think it’s funny how you said you had family plans but then went to Josh’s party with Sarah
I just think it’s funny how
A low key but passive aggressive way to tell someone your angry with them
I just think it’s funny how you said you had family plans but then went to Josh’s party with Sarah
sleeping condiments
Anything you sleep with or need to get to sleep. i.e.: Pillows, blankets, lingerie, teddy bears, blow up dolls, or blow up mattresses.
Don’t forget to bring your sleeping condiments when you come for the fourth.
Remasculate
The opposite of emasculate. To grow one’s balls back after they have been shrunken by an especially effeminate activity.
God, the girlfriend dragged me to go see License to Wed… it was terrible. I had to remasculate afterwards by watching Die Hard: The Bloody Retribution.
Co-Dating
When your roomie is dating someone for serious and they are around in the appartment as much as if you were dating her/him.
-OMG! Mike is bringing Tyra to the appartment all the time!
-Yeah man you’re co-dating her .
godshopped
The manipulation of scientific data to provide evidence for intelligence design.
Did you watch that beautiful episode about intelligent design?Yeah, as usual, the producers totally godshopped all the complex images of nature and left out rational e…
trumpload
A very large amount.
Usage is similar to shitload, except it’s only used to describe a large amount of highly negative things, like nuclear waste or senate Republicans.
A quantity is a trumpload if it is as large as the number of lies told by the 45th president of the United States.
There’s a trumpload of chemicals in my well water, but Halliburton says it’s unrelated to their fracking operation next door and besides Scott Pruitt says flammable water is perfectly safe for my children to drink.
trumpload
A very large amount.
Usage is similar to shitload, except it’s only used to describe a large amount of highly negative things, like nuclear waste or senate Republicans.
A quantity is a trumpload if it is as large as the number of lies told by the 45th president of the United States.
There’s a trumpload of chemicals in my well water, but Halliburton says it’s unrelated to their fracking operation next door and besides Scott Pruitt says flammable water is perfectly safe for my children to drink.
Modern Day Presidential
Acting immature; having a tendency to angrily rant on Twitter. Antonym: presidential
Donald Trump’s behavior is not presidential, it is modern day presidential
decovfefenated
What the White House will be in January of 2021 or 2025 after President Donald J. Trump has his last cup of covfefe as POTUS.
With the departure of President Trump, Democrats across the USA are celebrating the newly decovfefenated White House.
Teeth Paste
A special form of tooth paste designed to work on multiple teeth simultaneously.
This teeth paste is awesome! Gone are the days of tirelessly scrubbing one tooth at a time.
Milkshake Duck
Someone who gains sudden fame for something nice and positive, only to soon after be revealed as a deeply flawed character with terrible opinions and/or a shady past, often involving corrosive social/political ideologies, which quickly tarnishes their fame and the good will people momentarily had towards them.
“The whole internet loves Milkshake Duck, a lovely duck that drinks milkshakes! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you the duck is racist” -@pixelatedboat via Twitter
Bona Dude
A modern legal term, _Bona Dude_ means “in good dude” in a cross of Legal Latin and Modern English. The term stresses the entirely “good dude” nature of the person to whom it refers. A “bona dude” is sincere and earnest about being a good dude.
First used by @SCOTUSblog on Twitter, 2017 June 26.
The Supreme Court of the United States lifts injunction against travel ban, except with respect to individuals with _bona dude_ relationship to the US.