Urban Word of The Day

courtesy fart

When someone accidentally farts and is embarrased, you should, if you have one ready, let one fly as well. This is a courtesy fart.

This is an opportune time for you to release since then the two fart smells will interfere and no one will discover how unbelievibly nasty your ass is.

Boris farted as he bent over to pick up his shuttlecock at the badminton tournament. Shung Fe felt so bad for him that he offered up a courtesy fart. Unfortunately Shung Fe’s rice and eggnoodle fart could not completely mask the liverwurst and vodka fart from Boris, and everyone had to leave the court for 15 minutes.

courtesy fart

When someone accidentally farts and is embarrased, you should, if you have one ready, let one fly as well. This is a courtesy fart.

This is an opportune time for you to release since then the two fart smells will interfere and no one will discover how unbelievibly nasty your ass is.

Boris farted as he bent over to pick up his shuttlecock at the badminton tournament. Shung Fe felt so bad for him that he offered up a courtesy fart. Unfortunately Shung Fe’s rice and eggnoodle fart could not completely mask the liverwurst and vodka fart from Boris, and everyone had to leave the court for 15 minutes.

gu

Acronym for "geographically undesirable."

"Great guy and all, but totally gu — he lives all the way in Boerum Hill!"

Transitive Property

1. If A=B, and B=C, then A=C. Used in Geometry.

2. If Person A hooks up with Person B, and Person B hooks up with person C, person A has hooked up with person C. This property is hated by most high school/college age persons.

3. Definition 2, as a verb. To hook up with someone by the transitive property.

1. Angle XYZ is congruent to angle BAC by the transitive property.

3. We all unknowingly pulled a massive transitive property by hooking up with Julie.

Man Stand

The act of a man standing outside a shop while his wife/girlfriend/partner shops inside. Man Standing involves looking into space, at other women, or in the case of multi story shopping centers, leaning on the railings of an upper floor watching the p…

We out here

A statement referring to how a specific group of people are "out here" in the streets trying to make a living. Commonly used by Toronto and New York gangstas.

Gangsta 1: "I jus sold a G for 40$"
Gangsta 2: "Jheez we out her…

sucks mad ween

When something sucks SO MUCH. Like it VIOLENTLY SUCKS. Like when you have a pop quiz that sucks MAD WEEN and when you trip in front of the whole school that sucks MAD ween

"My Chem class sucks MAD WEEN I have no friends in it and the kid behin…

burn up

v.

1. to smoke(usually marijuana)

2. to start a cipher(see cipher)

Eastern NC slang

Tryna’ burn up after work?

burn up

v.

1. to smoke(usually marijuana)

2. to start a cipher(see cipher)

Eastern NC slang

Tryna’ burn up after work?

stankin

grotesque odor; unpleasurable scent

Keep on, Dey gon’ find yo’ body somewhere stankin’!

stankin

grotesque odor; unpleasurable scent

Keep on, Dey gon’ find yo’ body somewhere stankin’!

simpin

When a guy or girl are sprung on someone or something.

Damn that girl I met last night’s got me simpin.

Youse

Second Person Plural.
A grammatical necessity which is sadly lacking in the English Language.
French has "vous" (informal and formal)
and German has "ihr" (informal) and Sie (formal).The southern USA version is "you all"
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Youse

Second Person Plural.
A grammatical necessity which is sadly lacking in the English Language.
French has "vous" (informal and formal)
and German has "ihr" (informal) and Sie (formal).The southern USA version is "you all"
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levidrome

A word that when spelled backwards, turns into a different yet valid english word. They always come in pairs, for obvious reasons. Similar to a palindrome, but with different words instead of the same.Maps <-> spaMDesserts <-> stresseD

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Bands

One thousand dollars

Bands a make her dance -Juicy J

high key

when somethin needs to be said outloud so every can here; opposite of low key

aye high key tho, that female is extra fine

Boonk

The act of finessing someone of their personal belongings; The attempt to purchase an item, but deciding to run away without paying for the item;

"Oh my goodness! I just got boonked by that man!""Tonight, we are going to boonk the co…

Double Cup

Double cup. Two cups stacked on each other, filled to the brim with a cocktail consisting of promethazine and codeine syrup, candy (usually Jolly Ranchers, or Skittles), ice, and a softdrink of choice (Sprite, Fanta, etc.)

“Po’up in my double cup.”

bozophobe

A bozophobe is someone who is afraid of clowns either jokingly or seriously. Some people pretend to be afraid of clowns or make claims that they were afraid of clowns as children. This all falls under the category of Bozophobia. If one is afraid of clowns they may be deemed bozophobic.

Person 1: “Oh my god, like.. I totally hate clowns!”

Person 2: “Dude, you’re bein’ a bozophobe.”

bozophobe

A bozophobe is someone who is afraid of clowns either jokingly or seriously. Some people pretend to be afraid of clowns or make claims that they were afraid of clowns as children. This all falls under the category of Bozophobia. If one is afraid of clowns they may be deemed bozophobic.

Person 1: “Oh my god, like.. I totally hate clowns!”

Person 2: “Dude, you’re bein’ a bozophobe.”