flexing on my ex
Showing your ex that you’re better off without them
We broke up last week but i aoready got some new hoes. I’m flexing on my ex.
Not actually my President
When all you hear about on the news and social media is Donald Trump and you don’t live in America.
I almost never hear about any of my own country’s news. All the news has been is Trump this and Trump that and he’s not actually my President.
Not actually my President
When all you hear about on the news and social media is Donald Trump and you don’t live in America.
I almost never hear about any of my own country’s news. All the news has been is Trump this and Trump that and he’s not actually my President.
laughing off the pounds
Abbreviated as LOP, laughing off the pounds referrers to the feeling of laughing so hard it feels as if one is getting abs. is used in instant messaging, texting and other electronic communication to indicate that something is humorous, LOP can be use…
laughing off the pounds
Abbreviated as LOP, laughing off the pounds referrers to the feeling of laughing so hard it feels as if one is getting abs. is used in instant messaging, texting and other electronic communication to indicate that something is humorous, LOP can be use…
jack of all traits
A politically correct way of describing someone with multiple personality disorder
Him: WTF is up with Jill? One minute she’s Marsha Brady, the next she’s Brittney Spears.
Her: She’s a jack of all traits.
jack of all traits
A politically correct way of describing someone with multiple personality disorder
Him: WTF is up with Jill? One minute she’s Marsha Brady, the next she’s Brittney Spears.
Her: She’s a jack of all traits.
Flanking
When you get to work before someone and leave after them.
The only good thing about being on call for 36 hours is that I’m flanking the SHIT out of everyone.
Inkremlinate
To incriminate by showing a malicious or otherwise suspicious connection to the Russian Federation, Moscow, the Kremlin, or similar things associated thereto (such as the Soviet Union).
Carter Page just inkremlinated himself.
Senator McCarthy faile…
Inkremlinate
To incriminate by showing a malicious or otherwise suspicious connection to the Russian Federation, Moscow, the Kremlin, or similar things associated thereto (such as the Soviet Union).
Carter Page just inkremlinated himself.
Senator McCarthy faile…
Contact Shame
When you watch or see something so embarrassing that you feel embarrassed; feels like you had something to do with it.
I had real contact shame after watching a Musical.ly video.
Contact shame is really bad especially if you’re watching with friends or family
Contact Shame
When you watch or see something so embarrassing that you feel embarrassed; feels like you had something to do with it.
I had real contact shame after watching a Musical.ly video.
Contact shame is really bad especially if you’re watching with friends or family
uncanon
Another word for unbelievable.
It’s so bad that it’s unbelievable, uncanon
“I hate cheese so much that it’s uncanon”
unbenounced
How fucktards try to spell unbeknownst.
Unbenounced to us, he was retarded the whole time.
Blueterus
The female equivalent of blue balls.
I tried to lez out with a straight girl at Disney for three days but she has a boyfriend, now I’ve got blueterus.
micropretension
A statement that conveys an indirect, subtle, or unintentional affectation that is superfluous or irrelevant to the context of a conversation.
Person 1: “Did you watch that show?”
Person 2: “I don’t have a TV.”
Person 1: “Are you hungry?”
Person 2: “I’m a vegan.”
They were subject to many acts of micropretension at the vegan restaurant.
micropretension
A statement that conveys an indirect, subtle, or unintentional affectation that is superfluous or irrelevant to the context of a conversation.
Person 1: “Did you watch that show?”
Person 2: “I don’t have a TV.”
Person 1: “Are you hungry?”
Person 2: “I’m a vegan.”
They were subject to many acts of micropretension at the vegan restaurant.
Boxset Boyfriend
A character you genuinely fall in love with while binge watching a series
"Did you watch Prison Break last night? T-Bag is my boxset boyfriend"
immigrant
What every inhabitant of the USA is, except the Native Americans.
A: Dude, I fuckin hate them immigrants!
B: Well whaddaya think your great great great grand father was?