Assfacia
A disease in which your face begins to resemble your hind quarters.
“Nah, she’s got assfacia.”
Assfacia
A disease in which your face begins to resemble your hind quarters.
“Nah, she’s got assfacia.”
Shit and run
When someone walks their dog, but does not bring a bag with which to clean up the poop, and has to flee the scene.
Having no intention of cleaning up after your dog.
Friend: “Man, that dude’s dog just shit in my yard and he didn’t clean it up!”
Me: “Oh! It was a shit and run!”
Shit and run
When someone walks their dog, but does not bring a bag with which to clean up the poop, and has to flee the scene.
Having no intention of cleaning up after your dog.
Friend: “Man, that dude’s dog just shit in my yard and he didn’t clean it up!”
Me: “Oh! It was a shit and run!”
Douchy Donald
Deragatory (but very descriptive) nickname for the 45th president of the United States of America (Donald Trump).
Grab them by the What!? ! What else can you expect from Douchy Donald .
apartimony
Monies paid even though you are no longer living with a former roommate/lover.
I broke up with that skeezer Lisa and moved out. But I’m a good guy so I’m still paying her apartimony.
apartimony
Monies paid even though you are no longer living with a former roommate/lover.
I broke up with that skeezer Lisa and moved out. But I’m a good guy so I’m still paying her apartimony.
cakemaggedon
the event when a group of 6 or less people attempt to eat an entire Costco sheet cake in one sitting.
To celebrate Kevin’s birthday we planned a “cakemaggedon”.
cakemaggedon
the event when a group of 6 or less people attempt to eat an entire Costco sheet cake in one sitting.
To celebrate Kevin’s birthday we planned a “cakemaggedon”.
Pulled a Nixon
When one is said to ‘pull a Nixon’, it means that s/he was in a position of power, until screwing up really bad. Facing the consequence of firing/impeachment/whatever, this person resigns to avoid this punishment, as Nixon did.
“I literally screwed the pooch and my boss was about to find out, so I pulled a Nixon”.
Pulled a Nixon
When one is said to ‘pull a Nixon’, it means that s/he was in a position of power, until screwing up really bad. Facing the consequence of firing/impeachment/whatever, this person resigns to avoid this punishment, as Nixon did.
“I literally screwed the pooch and my boss was about to find out, so I pulled a Nixon”.
generation xerox
1. People who follow the same path/live up to the same expectations as their parents
2. People who fall into the expected stereotypes of a previous generation
They’ve just bought a house in the suburbs, with space for an au pair, and he’s just been headhunted to the city. Total generation xerox.
Beauty sus
The opposite of Beauty bias, where the attractiveness of a person makes you more suspicious about their true character, usually causing you to act more closed off or cold around that person than usual because of their beauty, thus the sus.
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deadnaming
Disrespectfully calling someone by their old name after they have changed their name. In particular, this is something done to transgender people.
“Well I’ve always known you as James, so I’m going to keep calling you James.”
“Stop deadnaming me. My name is Jamie.”
deadnaming
Disrespectfully calling someone by their old name after they have changed their name. In particular, this is something done to transgender people.
“Well I’ve always known you as James, so I’m going to keep calling you James.”
“Stop deadnaming me. My name is Jamie.”
Grass Money
Instead of gas money, one pays for a ride by smoking down with them instead.
Hey, want to drop me off at the office, I’ll give you some grass money.
Hair Furor
Reference to the turbulent Donald Trump and his hair based on "Der Fuehrer," AKA Adolf Hitler. A term of mockery aimed at Trump and his disorderly, chaotic and increasingly unhinged administration.
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Hair Furor
Reference to the turbulent Donald Trump and his hair based on "Der Fuehrer," AKA Adolf Hitler. A term of mockery aimed at Trump and his disorderly, chaotic and increasingly unhinged administration.
Hair Furor DonnyJohn Trumpolini thinks g…
like whoring
It is when you are begging for like or trying to trick people into likeing your comment to get attention.These comments often end with something akin to "Like if you agree"Its called like whoring because your whoring out your dignity for lik…
flexing on my ex
Showing your ex that you’re better off without them
We broke up last week but i aoready got some new hoes. I’m flexing on my ex.