What you say to someone when they suggest you watch a certain show or movie.
Sometimes you mean it. More often than not you have no interest in what they’ve recommended, and are just saying you’ll watch it one day to politely placate them.
“Oh dude, you have to watch The Expanse. It’s this really cool sci-fi series.”
“I’ll add it to my list.”
A made up injury to get out of doing something
Jayce didn’t feel like practicing soccer so he told the coach he had pretendonitis
When someone says something accurate or the truth that cannot be denied.
"This place looks like a bull has stormed through it"
"Where the lie tho?""That guy looks like Obama"
"Where the lie tho?""They si…
A fast food restaurant where drugs are routinely consumed or sold.
I don’t want to eat there: it’s a smackdonald’s.
Talking to someone who reply’s with one word or very short answers with no care.
Moey: “yo bro have you seen the new tns in footlocker, they released them today!”
Ali: “no”
Moey: “brooooo there sooooo niceeee”
Ali: “yeah”Moey: “damn man why you so …
the right way to do it, if you put cereal first you’re wrong because society brainwashed you to think that.
mother: are you going to make your breakfast?
child: yeah, and i’m gonna put the cereal first-
mother: *already as dialled 911 and the military force*
mother: the police are on their way due to you not knowing that pouring the milk first is the right way and will guide you to enlightment
The sudden urge to settle down at the age of thirty.
Jason: ‘I’ve just turned 30, I need to go on the show Married at First Sight’’
Andy: ‘Nah mate, you just have itchy thirty feet’.
To delete many or even all past facebook posts in an effort to maintain a reasonable reputation
Jason: Yo you really think they’re gonna hire you if they see your facebook page?
Jim: They wont find anything, I’m white walling that shit right now
Used primarily in Facebook groups. Dirty delete is when someone makes a post and later decides to delete it, usually because no one is agreeing with the post.
Everyone knew Karen would dirty delete her post stating “vaccines aren’t necessary”, as soon as it was posted. Whenever everyone started calling her a potato for her unpopular opinion, Karen got butthurt and dirty deleted the post.
Used primarily in Facebook groups. Dirty delete is when someone makes a post and later decides to delete it, usually because no one is agreeing with the post.
Everyone knew Karen would dirty delete her post stating “vaccines aren’t necessary”, as soon as it was posted. Whenever everyone started calling her a potato for her unpopular opinion, Karen got butthurt and dirty deleted the post.
When one deletes a friend from Facebook because he or she knows that the Facebook friend in question would eventually delete them instead. Preemptive unfriending thus robs the deleted Facebook friend of the joy of being able to delete them.
John: Why’d you delete Bec from you friend list?
Adam: I knew she’d eventually delete me so I wanted to take the satisfaction of unfriending for myself.
John: Ah, a preemptive unfriending.
When one deletes a friend from Facebook because he or she knows that the Facebook friend in question would eventually delete them instead. Preemptive unfriending thus robs the deleted Facebook friend of the joy of being able to delete them.
John: Why’d you delete Bec from you friend list?
Adam: I knew she’d eventually delete me so I wanted to take the satisfaction of unfriending for myself.
John: Ah, a preemptive unfriending.
to delete or deactivate your facebook account
I was being tagged in too many inappropriate photos and had to facebort.
to delete or deactivate your facebook account
I was being tagged in too many inappropriate photos and had to facebort.
this means that you are educated in the way of the memecuz meme is de wae
"dude is not spelled like dood"" well if you were memely educated, you would know that their are two ways to spell it. the meme way and the regular way, you un…
Rear Echelon Mother Fucker. One who has no frontline or combat experience, and therefore makes huge errors at expense of human life.
The REMF’s decisions make sense only if you think of human beings as statistics. This is the main problem with REMFs- they think of people as numbers.
Shit! That REMF canceled the supply drop! We’re on our own for this one!
A term that denotes a huge number that is much less than its actual value, because someone wants to sound wealthier than he is, and to gain more respect from others.
Donald claimed to be a billion-dollar man, but most business folks think that he’s…
When someones opinion differs from yours.
John: "I like red better."
Timmy: "You have a wrong opinion."
When you view a text message and don’t respond. Keeping the sender in “read” status without a reply.
Why are you keeping me on read? You read my message over two hours ago!
To generalize against a generation.
Don’t generationalize, not all millennials are entitled, spoiled children.