bar out
to take a Xanax pill. Xanax is often referred to as a bar.
"Hey Rich, wanna bar out?"
"Yeah man, lets get f*cked up tonight!"
geeked up
Being high on blow, ice or any other amphetamine.
“I’m geeked up and I cant see and all the walls keep lookin at me
I tell myself theres nothin wrong but I cant stop grittin my teeth
I cant eat I cant sleep I just geek I just geek”
pro boner
work completed with sexual favors given in recompense
The cases taken up by the Hipster Defense League over the past several years have been mainly pro boner work.
pro boner
work completed with sexual favors given in recompense
The cases taken up by the Hipster Defense League over the past several years have been mainly pro boner work.
Golden Donald
It’s what they call a golden shower in Russia.
When I asked the hooker to piss on me she said it would be $50 extra for a Golden Donald.
Clout chaser
A person that only hangs with certain people or starts beef with people to gain popularity
Don’t mess with him, he a clout chaser”
robocoitus
Simultaneous masturbation while utilizing a video chat application. Also referred to as Skype sex
I won’t see her for a month. It’s a good thing she’s comfortable with robocoitus.
robocoitus
Simultaneous masturbation while utilizing a video chat application. Also referred to as Skype sex
I won’t see her for a month. It’s a good thing she’s comfortable with robocoitus.
Rageswiping
When you are frustrated but your boyfriend/girlfriend and get on tinder to swipe to relieve your anger
John: What are you doing on Tinder, Jason, I thought you had a girlfriend?
Jason: Yeah dude, but she’s been pissing me off today, im just cooling…
Rageswiping
When you are frustrated but your boyfriend/girlfriend and get on tinder to swipe to relieve your anger
John: What are you doing on Tinder, Jason, I thought you had a girlfriend?
Jason: Yeah dude, but she’s been pissing me off today, im just cooling…
Just wondering
Said to cover up someone’s true intentions about a question they just asked; trying to appear nonchalant. Could also mean that it’s about to go down.
Justin: “Yo, Brad, how old’s your sister?”
Brad: “She’s 16, what’s it to you, perv?”
Justin: “Dang, man, I was just wondering…”
resting moron face
A person, man or woman, whose usual facial expression makes them appear foolish and lacking common sense or intelligence.
Robert isn’t as stupid as he appears., he just suffers from resting moron face.
DO NOT CONGRATULATE
What is said to someone when not to do something, but it is done anyway
I told You, DO NOT CONGRATULATE that idiot
Dick-wap
the act of slapping someone in the face with a penis-like object
Friend: Dude, whats that mark on your face?
Dude: Oh yeah, i got dick-wapped last night
Trumpflation
Inflation caused by the ill-advised and uninformed monetary policies and tariffs imposed by Donald Trump.
I can’t afford to buy groceries or gasoline because of Trumpflation.
chipdrunk
In poker, having so many chips that you make bad calls and bets. It usually is the result of winning one or more big pots and usually is followed up by being “down to the felt”
Eric gets chipdrunk and spews chips everywhere when he’s the big stack at the table.
chipdrunk
In poker, having so many chips that you make bad calls and bets. It usually is the result of winning one or more big pots and usually is followed up by being “down to the felt”
Eric gets chipdrunk and spews chips everywhere when he’s the big stack at the table.
pPOTUS
penis of the President of the United States
A spectacularly endowed retired pornographic actress may possess pics of pPOTUS.
dooshkabob
A dooshbag with multiple different dooshbag qualities stacked together like a shishkabob
Larry: “Look at that guy with the stunna shades, popped collar and flat billed ball cap covering his man bun. Looks like he’s headed into Starbucks to find a s…
dooshkabob
A dooshbag with multiple different dooshbag qualities stacked together like a shishkabob
Larry: “Look at that guy with the stunna shades, popped collar and flat billed ball cap covering his man bun. Looks like he’s headed into Starbucks to find a s…
I’ll add it to my list
What you say to someone when they suggest you watch a certain show or movie.
Sometimes you mean it. More often than not you have no interest in what they’ve recommended, and are just saying you’ll watch it one day to politely placate them.
“Oh dude, you have to watch The Expanse. It’s this really cool sci-fi series.”
“I’ll add it to my list.”