kavanaugh
(verb) To get blackout drunk and show your genitals to the entire party or an individual.
Brett: Dude, what happened last night?
Mark: You drank a whole case of beer and totally Kavanaughed Christine.
Devils Triangle
A threesome with 1 woman and 2 men. It is important to remember that straight men do not make eye contact while in the act. Doing so will question their sexuality.
Larry: Did you hear that Eric and Brian were in a Devils Triangle with Sarah last night?
Brad: Yeah man, I did, what homo’s.
Larry: No man, its cool, they didn’t make eye contact.
7 f’s
Find them
French them
Feel them
Finger them
Fuck them
Forget them
Forever
I did the big 7 f’s last night
Catalog dating
Another term for online dating. Swipe left, swipe right…
We met catalog dating. Ok cupid was our catalog site.
Funnabe
Usually referring to a cheesy or overly cocky person that is trying very hard to be funny, therefore wannabe-funny, short "Funnabe"
This dude at school is so annoying with his funnabe comments every class.Hey man, yesterday I went to the …
Squashed
When you settle an argument; when you’re no longer upset/interested in a dispute.
Bob: I’m sorry for picking a fight with you last night.
Dave: It’s squashed.
Squashed
When you settle an argument; when you’re no longer upset/interested in a dispute.
Bob: I’m sorry for picking a fight with you last night.
Dave: It’s squashed.
On Sight
When you see someone you dislike or have a problem with and you guys automatically break out into a scrap upon seeing one another.
1. "If that guy comes through its on sight"2. "I saw that Evan guy at a party and it was on sight"…
five fingers to the face
Five fingers to the face or Triple F or FFF is another way of saying or describing that some one is in need of a tone check, a bitch slap or just a reality check.
Hey Scott I see that your friend is in need of a Tone Check, you better deliver five …
five fingers to the face
Five fingers to the face or Triple F or FFF is another way of saying or describing that some one is in need of a tone check, a bitch slap or just a reality check.
Hey Scott I see that your friend is in need of a Tone Check, you better deliver five …
Popping shit
Popping shit is a term that means to talk shit about another person or start a fight with them. This term first came around in 1995 era hip hop, way before the notion of “scene kids” was even dreamt of.
Since “Popping shit” originated with mid 90s hiphop, it’s perfectly acceptable to say it in public and even makes the person using the term seem more well-read than the average bear.
“Are you popping shit with me? Are you popping shit with ME? Nobody pops shit with me, bwoy. Nobody POPS SHIT with ME!”
(*Frightened, bewildered detractor inches away, and puts his gun down…just before shitting his pants.*)
lewk
Any outfit you put a special amount of attention into constructing, potentially for an event or special occasion, usually with some sort of theme or reference you’re attempting to invoke.
Oh honey, your lewk tonight is giving me ‘Leanne Rimes in a hurricane’.
Throwing Ass
Twerking, shaking your booty in a circle, or just shaking your booty in general. Often done in clubs or on dance floors.
Damn! Look at her over there! She’s throwing ass all over the place!
left on read
When someone reads someone’s text, but does not reply.
Kayla: Have you talked to Brittany?
Pam: Yeah, 5 minutes ago.
Kayla: Wow. I was left on read by her an hour ago.
Intregret
Verb – wishing you had not scrolled so far into the google image search. Applicable to any internet regret.
I was looking up unicorns on google images with the safe search off and I now suffer crippling intregret.
Intregret
Verb – wishing you had not scrolled so far into the google image search. Applicable to any internet regret.
I was looking up unicorns on google images with the safe search off and I now suffer crippling intregret.
whose ass is it gonna be
"whose ass is it gonna be" or WAITGB is used when trying to figure out who is to blame in a situation, usually to punish them.
Person 1: Someone robbed a helpless elderly man.
Person 2: Alright, whose ass is it gonna be?
or it can be used…
Don’t Work Like Should
Informal slang when something does not function the way it is designed or developed for.
The light switch would not power the lights. Don’t work like should.
qtna
questions that need answers
why does she tweet people, but not text me back #qtna
why doesnt he change his underwear #qtna
qtna
questions that need answers
why does she tweet people, but not text me back #qtna
why doesnt he change his underwear #qtna