In a shithole (shithouse) country under one party rule, but where the ruling party somehow can’t avoid a government shutdown.
To celebrate the first anniversary of of the Trump Presidency, the Republicans led the US to a government shitdown.
When someone scratches someone else with their toenail.
“Ahhh! You fucking rooster clawed me again! Trim your disgusting toe nails you lazy asshole.”
When someone scratches someone else with their toenail.
“Ahhh! You fucking rooster clawed me again! Trim your disgusting toe nails you lazy asshole.”
Stan means you look up to that person, you watch them or you truly love their content. It’s another word for saying you idolize someone or something. You would say, “I stan _____” instead of I “I love that person”
“We stan legends only” “We stan”
“we stan noiz”
When someone on a dating site wears a hat in all their pictures to conceal the fact that they are bald.
This guy is wearing either a cowboy hat or a bandana in every picture. I think he is hatfishing me. He said to send a selfie so I texted him a p…
when a person does way more than is required from the situation.
The English word for “doing the most” is: “Supererogation” which is defined as; “the act of performing more than is required by duty, obligation, or need”
Dude 1: Did you hear John did today’s homework and tomorrow’s homework?
Dude 2: Yeah, John is always trying to impress the teacher, so he’s always doing the most.
If you want to be fancy
Dude 2: Yes, John tries to impress the teacher, but doing homework which has not be assigned amounts to supererogation.
when a person does way more than is required from the situation.
The English word for “doing the most” is: “Supererogation” which is defined as; “the act of performing more than is required by duty, obligation, or need”
Dude 1: Did you hear John did today’s homework and tomorrow’s homework?
Dude 2: Yeah, John is always trying to impress the teacher, so he’s always doing the most.
If you want to be fancy
Dude 2: Yes, John tries to impress the teacher, but doing homework which has not be assigned amounts to supererogation.
Overexposure of memes to the point that your worldview changes.
I liked so many fitness groups on facebook that now I’ve been memewashed into working out.
A joke/meme that’s so bad it will kill you.
This minion meme is pure soccer mom malignant humor.
A joke/meme that’s so bad it will kill you.
This minion meme is pure soccer mom malignant humor.
The cop’s version of going on strike. Since they can’t legally strike they all call in sick.
When the city threatened to reduce pensions, the NYPD came down with a bad case of the blue flu.
An idiomatic phrase referring to a newly found affection toward a person that could lead to true love.
She grew a love tumor just meeting him for the first time
An idiomatic phrase referring to a newly found affection toward a person that could lead to true love.
She grew a love tumor just meeting him for the first time
Just something cringey that Australian white girls say being sarcastic.
It is used instead of saying “Love that”.
“I fell down the stairs”
“Love that for you”
Please kill me I wanna die
Word describing a friend that is a taker and not a giver – someone that never shows up or pays for a tab or helps in any way. Not a true friend.
Thanks for showing at my birthday party marginal…I really appreciate it.Russ is so marginal – jackass…
1. A man who behaves in an overly familiar way and is always replying to the social media messages of a woman he doesn’t know or is barely acquainted with.
2. An annoying man who replies to social media messages, in general – whether this annoyance is due to a perceived know-it-all attitude, excessive familiarity, banal arguments that the annoyed user doesn’t feel compelled to reply to again and again, or violation of some imagined pecking order.
Mental health improves 120% when reply guys are blocked or muted
To use social media for the purpose of attracting potential mates while still in a relationship through the use of scandalous photos.
Similar to how a pilot light remains ready to ignite the furnace at all times.
Dude, did you see that chicks Instagram, she’s totally pilot lighting her boyfriend.
To use social media for the purpose of attracting potential mates while still in a relationship through the use of scandalous photos.
Similar to how a pilot light remains ready to ignite the furnace at all times.
Dude, did you see that chicks Instagram, she’s totally pilot lighting her boyfriend.
Another term for "lets get this bread" meaning grain=bread=money also grain can literally be anything
*Going to go get anything*:lets gain this grain!!!
Someone who tells the cops vital information that leads to an arrest of another person
that nigga cody ratted on joe we should fuck him up
Someone who tells the cops vital information that leads to an arrest of another person
that nigga cody ratted on joe we should fuck him up