Hood term for lace front wigs, which have become extremely popular since Beyonce started wearing them a few years ago. The hair line is glued to the scalp, which gives the wig such a realistic appearance.
Ever since Beyonce started wearing them lace fronts, everybody’s been buying them up.
Someone, especially posting on the internet, who uses shocking and nihilistic speech and opinions that they themselves may or may not actually believe to gain attention and come across as a more dangerous and unique person. Most Edgelords are teenagers trying to seem overly cool and/or over-casually apathetic.
“The human race is a blight upon the world, what’s wrong with all you people? Honestly I’m just waiting for the next plague to happen,” -Johnny Edge
” Oh shut the hell up you whiny edgelord” -Johnny Everyone
Someone, especially posting on the internet, who uses shocking and nihilistic speech and opinions that they themselves may or may not actually believe to gain attention and come across as a more dangerous and unique person. Most Edgelords are teenagers trying to seem overly cool and/or over-casually apathetic.
“The human race is a blight upon the world, what’s wrong with all you people? Honestly I’m just waiting for the next plague to happen,” -Johnny Edge
” Oh shut the hell up you whiny edgelord” -Johnny Everyone
When all you need to get better is time in your bed.
After 12 hours of bedicine my sickness for work had left.
n. Excessive abuse or criticism
A word created by applying the prefix dis-, meaning the opposite of, to the noun adulation, meaning excessive flattery or admiration.
Dwight: Three demerits and you will receive a citation.
Jim: Now that sounds serious.
Dwight: Oh it is serious. Five citations and you’re looking at a violation. Four of those, and you’ll receive a verbal warning. Keep it up, and you’re looking at a written warning. Two of those, that’ll land you in a world of hurt: in the form of a disciplinary review, written up by me and placed on the desk of my immediate superior.
Jim: Which would be me.
Dwight: ….. That is correct.
Jim: Okay, I want a copy on my desk by the end of the day or you will receive a full disadulation.
Dwight: What’s a dis- … what’s that?
Jim: Oh, you don’t wanna know.
Are You Fucking Kidding Me?
Positive: They’re gonna have fireworks AND barbeque, AYFKM?
Negative: You started today and you’re telling me what to do? AYFKM?
Are You Fucking Kidding Me?
Positive: They’re gonna have fireworks AND barbeque, AYFKM?
Negative: You started today and you’re telling me what to do? AYFKM?
An unintelligent person who believes that he can hold a position of power.
We have a forrest trump in the White House; he tweeted that the Cohen indictment "cleared me."
Impeach the mother fucker already (meaning: DJT)
Frequently used on Twitter, just type: #ITMFA.
‘I have enough of the gas lighting and reverse narratives… ITMFA !’
A game men play while going to the bathroom while standing, the objective being how many times you can draw a circle around the inside of the toilet bowl before ending your stream.
“Damn dude, you were gone a long time… is everything ok?”
“Sorry bro, those last 2 beers ran trough me so quickly that I traced the bowl 9 times”
“Randy, can you explain why there is piss on the bathroom floor again?”
“I told you, Sharon. It’s called tracing the bowl and it totally a real thing. You wouldn’t understand; you’re not a bro”
“I want a divorce.”
When a male dresses better than everyone around him
Girl#1:Look Derrick is a slay KingGirl#2: Yass he is cute as fuck slayyyy king!!!! All the way
One who secretly packs away items from a buffet into a bag, purse, or satchel for later consumption.
Caleb was eying the plate of chocolate croissants before the last of them were emptied into the purse of the buffet squirrel .
an amount of alcohol that is enough to make a person drunk:
By ten o’clock he’d had a skinful.
(verb)
When you’re beating someone’s ass and you’re dragging them as if you were walking a dog.
“Ima dog walk yo ass if you keep talkin shit!”
“He got dog walked in that fight last night.”
1. An exclamation of superiority
2. Phrase exclaimed when the opposite team/opponent is pwned or defeated.
3. Phrase taken from Zero Wing, a poorly translated Japanese-to-English video game, in which the character Cats exclaims.
1. Haha you guys su…
1. An exclamation of superiority
2. Phrase exclaimed when the opposite team/opponent is pwned or defeated.
3. Phrase taken from Zero Wing, a poorly translated Japanese-to-English video game, in which the character Cats exclaims.
1. Haha you guys su…
The act or predisposition to act in a collusive manner.
The willingness to cheat or sneak around to obtain something of value.
Trump and his cohorts acted in a colludy manner towards the Russians.
The act of chasing,pursuit of,or questing for clout
Yo bro you really a clout Shark for shouting your self out on my media
The act of chasing,pursuit of,or questing for clout
Yo bro you really a clout Shark for shouting your self out on my media
Derives from Posterior and Posterity
Posteriority is what you end up with when you have your colonoscopy recorded in HD. Your posterior is now indelibly recorded for posterity and may end up being the butt of many jokes..