October 20
National skip school/ work day. On this day you can skip whatever you like and not get in trouble for it
Person 1: Hey tomorrow is October 20th you know what that means…Person 2: yep, I’ll be sleeping all day cause I’m skipping everything
October 20
National skip school/ work day. On this day you can skip whatever you like and not get in trouble for it
Person 1: Hey tomorrow is October 20th you know what that means…Person 2: yep, I’ll be sleeping all day cause I’m skipping everything
October 19
National confess your love day 😉 The only day you can confess your feelings to that one person. Don’t be shy 🥵
On October 19 my life changed forever…Nicole really did have a fat crush on me.
October 18
A day where you will either:Kiss your crush/bf/gf
Slap someone’s ass
Ask your crush out
All of the above
On October 18 watch out for all of the following.
October 18
A day where you will either:Kiss your crush/bf/gf
Slap someone’s ass
Ask your crush out
All of the above
On October 18 watch out for all of the following.
october 17
national girl hug a boy day ,, girls get to hug any boy they want 🙂
"Nation Girl Hug a Boy day is October 17!"
october 17
national girl hug a boy day ,, girls get to hug any boy they want 🙂
"Nation Girl Hug a Boy day is October 17!"
snopes
This word can be used as a verb to indicate checking the validity of a suspect story. It is derived from the online urban legend reference site: www.snopes.com.
That sounds fake. You should snopes it.
Also
She told me a story about a friend of a…
hell joint
A joint that is wrapped with bible page/pages
Jake: Look at this joint bro
Jack: Woah bro is that a hell jointJake: Yeah Bro
Jack: Dude your going to hell!5mins in
Jake: Give it here
Jack: One sec let me just get to this paragrapgh
trumpian treasure trove
The recently released texts exchanged between the US government and the Ukrainian representative that exposes government-backed extortionists doing their high-powered criminal thing.
It’s a trumpian treasure trove that will lead straight to drainin…
trumpian treasure trove
The recently released texts exchanged between the US government and the Ukrainian representative that exposes government-backed extortionists doing their high-powered criminal thing.
It’s a trumpian treasure trove that will lead straight to drainin…
LMFNO
An abbreviated form for the phrase, “Laughing My Fucking Nipples Off.” Its purpose is to create a more expressive illustration of great laughter or amusement, similar to LMFAO (which means, "Laughing My Fucking Ass Off.") The term is commonl…
blyat
Fuck in Russian
(Around children)
Me: (stubs toe) Blyat!
Child: what does blyat mean?
Me: Oh it’s just a word I made up whenever I’m in pain
blyat
Fuck in Russian
(Around children)
Me: (stubs toe) Blyat!
Child: what does blyat mean?
Me: Oh it’s just a word I made up whenever I’m in pain
Kislyaknesia
A partial or total loss of memory that mysteriously occurs after people associated with the Trump administration have meetings with Russian Ambassador Sergey Kislyak, Ukrainian oligarch and politician, Viktor Medvedchuk, Chairman of Russian state-run bank VEB, Sergey Gorkov or anyone else with ties to Russian dictator Vladimir Putin.
Attorney General Jeff Sessions appeared to be suffering from Kislyaknesia by saying 35 times before the Senate Intelligence Committee either “I don’t recall”, “I don’t recollect”, “I don’t remember” or “I have no recollection” when asked if he met with any Russian officials or Russian nationals before January 20th.
Before his memory miraculously returned Michael Flynn claimed he had Kislyaknesia when questioned about his contact with Russian Ambassador Sergey Kislyak.
Difficult difficult lemon difficult
The awkwardly worded antonym to ‘Easy peasy lemon squeezy’ meant to express that something was very difficultly done.
“That claims process was difficult difficult lemon difficult”
Difficult difficult lemon difficult
The awkwardly worded antonym to ‘Easy peasy lemon squeezy’ meant to express that something was very difficultly done.
“That claims process was difficult difficult lemon difficult”
I’m thinkin’ uh, fuck that
When someone asks you to do something and you don’t want to do it, you say this phrase.
You goin’ golfing er what?Nah, I’m thinkin’ uh, fuck that.
I’m thinkin’ uh, fuck that
When someone asks you to do something and you don’t want to do it, you say this phrase.
You goin’ golfing er what?Nah, I’m thinkin’ uh, fuck that.
secure the bag
An expression use to describe the act of taking/obtaining advantage of the situation and keep something of value.
1. Play your cards right and secure the bag.
2. Be an intern and work full-time hours. That’s how you secure the bag.
3. I cut him/her off but I secured the bag.
4. Friend 1: He/she said he/she wants to make it up to me.
Friend 2: There’s your chance to secure the bag.
voice crack
when you or someone talks and their voice makes a funny noise all of a sudden
comes from mostly when youre in puberty
fat: oh ya that was hella tight
chubby: yeah when he went up the drive-way and then *h00weeeee3* did that cool trick
extralarge: …