BTO

Bathroom Time Off – Similar to PTO (Personal Time Off), one can easily achieve 40 hours of additional vacation time by taking a daily 9.23 minute dump at work. Executive types and employees with seniority can often increase their BTO up to 60 hours/year by extending their bathroom sessions out to 13.85 minutes.


Damn! I’ve got to level 168 on Candy Crush this year just on BTO alone.

I took so much BTO this morning that my legs went numb!

Thank god the company WiFi reaches the bathroom or I would’ve use $30 bucks in data while taking BTO this week.

BTO

Bathroom Time Off – Similar to PTO (Personal Time Off), one can easily achieve 40 hours of additional vacation time by taking a daily 9.23 minute dump at work. Executive types and employees with seniority can often increase their BTO up to 60 hours/year by extending their bathroom sessions out to 13.85 minutes.


Damn! I’ve got to level 168 on Candy Crush this year just on BTO alone.

I took so much BTO this morning that my legs went numb!

Thank god the company WiFi reaches the bathroom or I would’ve use $30 bucks in data while taking BTO this week.

Mad Oh

(Originating from the streets of Lagos, Nigeria) An expression of surprise, shock or astonishment often caused by something unexpected or mind blowing. It can be used as an adjective in some cases.

Mad oh is very dynamic hence, it is also a valid /sarcastic reply to any statement whatsoever. In cases where you are tired of a conversation, mad oh will do a lot of good because of its conversation terminating abilities.


You got A in that test? Mad Oh!

This movie is gonna be Mad Oh!

Boy: I think I’m in love with you

Girl: Mad Oh!

Scumbro

An evolution of normcore. The scumbro is a hypebeast who wears streetwear brands like Supreme and Adidas but also Vermont mom brands like REI and Patagonia…and may even sneak in some Gucci. The word, or at least this definition, was most likely coined by Vanity Fair’s Kenzie Briant in the article “Pete Davidson and the Rise of the Sumbro” in July 2018. As Briant explains, the scumbro’s look is ALMOST ironic and looks dumpster-dive cheap but is actually expensive and very intentional. The world has been populated by scumbros at the hands of designers like Demna Gvasalia and Virgil Abloh. Classic Scumbros include Shia Labeouf, Pete Davidson, Justin Bieber, and Jonah Hill.


Pete Davidson is wearing Crocs with a Supreme sweatshirt again. What a scumbro.

gone hollywood

When a person who has “made it” decides its necessary to reject his/her past because he/she is deemed “too good” for it now.

Usually characterized by trading in old friends for new friends, even though your old friends were always there for you before you made it big, distancing yourself from your roots, and turning into a conceited douchebag.


Ever since my best friend made it to the NFL he has gone hollywood, he changed his phone number and I haven’t talked to him in nearly 6 months.

Zoomer

Refers to members of Generation Z and is a play on the term “Boomer,” which refers to members of the Baby Boomer generation. The term Zoomer is also in reference to the fast-paced upbringings members of Generation Z are characterized to have due to the fast advances in technology and culture that has been happening around them as a result of the interconnectivity of the American and Global populations because of the ubiquity of internet-connected smart phones and social media.


“I can’t stand those Zoomers, all they do is use their phones all day to play Fortnite and watch TikTok videos!”