lickable clink
A clink on a webpage that you can lick.
ie a spoonerism of clickable link
For more info there’s a lickable clink in the description
lickable clink
A clink on a webpage that you can lick.
ie a spoonerism of clickable link
For more info there’s a lickable clink in the description
brain bleach
Man’s greatest invention, brain bleach removes bad memories and general DO NOT WANT moments. Every household should have a few gallons.
1: Dude, I just walked in on my parents.
2: Have some Brain Bleach!
Amazheimer’s
Condition which causes you to place an Amazon order, then shortly after remember something else you needed and place another order.
Wow, 10 Amazon boxes showed up on my door today. My Amazheimer’s must be acting up again.
Person 1: Bro, your Amazheimer’s is getting out of control.
Person 2: It’s OK, I have Prime.
Amazheimer’s
Condition which causes you to place an Amazon order, then shortly after remember something else you needed and place another order.
Wow, 10 Amazon boxes showed up on my door today. My Amazheimer’s must be acting up again.
Person 1: Bro, your Amazheimer’s is getting out of control.
Person 2: It’s OK, I have Prime.
Simp
Someone who does way too much for a person they like
Brian shu the simp: I bought her a car and a whole ass house and we not even dating!
Nathan the pimp: U a simp.
hits different
to listen or experience something that conveys a different emotion or feeling than when previously experienced. this new feeling is typically significantly worse or better after new information is discovered.
i love michael jackson, but this song h…
hits different
to listen or experience something that conveys a different emotion or feeling than when previously experienced. this new feeling is typically significantly worse or better after new information is discovered.
i love michael jackson, but this song h…
Cornteen
Internet slang for “quarantine”, originating from the many times people misspelled that word on social media during the COVID-19 or coronavirus crisis. Often used in posts expressing boredom or frustration related to self-quarantine or ‘social distancing’ measures.
Sometimes also (mis)spelled ‘corn teen’, ‘corn and teen’, ‘corn in teen’ or ‘corn of teen’.
“Wow, They Making Us Self Cornteen”
“I may not be making babies during this corn teen but by god I’m thinkin about it”
“I’ve been drunk almost everyday of corn and teen”
“Really regret not getting my eyebrows done before corn of teen”
“What y’all doing for the corn in teen?”
Reclaiming my time
When people are on your time but wasting it!
Maxine: Are you familiar with the May 23rd letter that I sent
Munchkin: Thank you for having me here, you’re such a beautifu-
Maxine: RECLAIMING MY TIME. — Answer the question, hoe.
I hope she sees this bro
A statement made by men on social media to address another man who they perceive to be “sucking up” to women. It’s assumed by men who use this statement that the man in question isn’t being truthful about what he’s saying, rather he’s just trying to appease women/a woman.
Men who use this statement are oftentimes considered to be incels, primarily by women.
Josh: I don’t care about the physical appearance of a woman. I don’t care about the size of her breasts or butt. I want a woman who has a kind heart and will be the proud mother of my children. Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. No woman is truly ugly. Every woman is beautiful in her own way.
Sam: I hope she sees this bro
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John: Women shouldn’t have to worry about the clothes they wear when they go outside. It’s not their fault that men can’t contain their perverted desires.
Fred: I hope she sees this
I hope she sees this bro
A statement made by men on social media to address another man who they perceive to be “sucking up” to women. It’s assumed by men who use this statement that the man in question isn’t being truthful about what he’s saying, rather he’s just trying to appease women/a woman.
Men who use this statement are oftentimes considered to be incels, primarily by women.
Josh: I don’t care about the physical appearance of a woman. I don’t care about the size of her breasts or butt. I want a woman who has a kind heart and will be the proud mother of my children. Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. No woman is truly ugly. Every woman is beautiful in her own way.
Sam: I hope she sees this bro
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John: Women shouldn’t have to worry about the clothes they wear when they go outside. It’s not their fault that men can’t contain their perverted desires.
Fred: I hope she sees this
I hope she sees this bro
Phrase to use when a man’s been simping. When a man, usually unattractive, publicly tweets at, or otherwise contacts, a girl who is usually out of their league with excessive compliments and/or the offering of money, you hit them with this. Anyone who received this phrase should automatically lose your respect. Stay away.
Tweet from @SoylentIsAwesome:
@pokimanelol
You’re amazing, stunning. I want to give you money. What’s your cashapp?
Tweet from @ChadBenja:
@SoylentIsAwesome
I hope she sees this bro.
864511320
Vote out Trump
86 means to cancel something
45 – Trump
11320 – Election Day November 3, 2020
Iām so sick of this president. I need a bumper sticker saying 864511320
Karen
Middle aged woman, typically blonde, makes solutions to others’ problems an inconvenience to her although she isn’t even remotely affected.
Karen sues the local city council after they installed a new STOP sign that hides the sun from her window for two minutes a day. The sign was installed after a school boy on his bicycle was hit by a speeding driver and died.
Karen refuses to wear a face mask for her 5 minute trip to the supermarket during a pandemic. She harasses the workers, asks to see the manager and threatens to sue.
Karen complains that her favorite parking spot was replaced by a ramp for wheel chairs. She parks her car in the old spot anyway and shoots a vlog about it.
Karen
Middle aged woman, typically blonde, makes solutions to others’ problems an inconvenience to her although she isn’t even remotely affected.
Karen sues the local city council after they installed a new STOP sign that hides the sun from her window for two minutes a day. The sign was installed after a school boy on his bicycle was hit by a speeding driver and died.
Karen refuses to wear a face mask for her 5 minute trip to the supermarket during a pandemic. She harasses the workers, asks to see the manager and threatens to sue.
Karen complains that her favorite parking spot was replaced by a ramp for wheel chairs. She parks her car in the old spot anyway and shoots a vlog about it.
Gender Euphoria
The feeling a trans person gets when he/she/they are able to start presenting as the gender they identify as and people start treating them accordingly
When they used my proper pronouns, my gender dysphoria became gender euphoria
onosecond
The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: “i’m free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day”
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
– Onosecond occurs here –
Maskhole
selfish idiots in my neighborhood who think that they don’t need to wear a mask because the rest of us do
A maskhole jogged right past me in the park today
Maskhole
selfish idiots in my neighborhood who think that they don’t need to wear a mask because the rest of us do
A maskhole jogged right past me in the park today