A term coined by Donald Trump on his show “The Apprentice” even though bosses used it all the time before. Now anyone who watched five minutes of it thinks it’s THE ABSOLUTE SHIT and uses it to say “YOU SUCK!” or “LOSER!” or something of the sort.
You’re fired!
You suck!
Loser!
The generation born after January 1st 2020, preceeding Gen Z. Named after the viral Corona Virus, this generation is destined for a life of turmoil and confusion. The social distancing Covid-19 brought us will likely make this generation even more socially awkward than Gen Z. They’ve been born into a world tangled with problems and chaos, so lets do our best to welcone them with open arms… From 6 feet away.
“Those Gen C kids seen awfully weird and quiet, corona virus ruined those kids.”
1. acronym for Laugh Out Loud + sob — an expression for something that makes you lol and cry at the same time.2. acronym for Laugh Out Loud, Son of a Bitch. An expression of bitter anger over something funny.
That fatal clown car accident made me …
When you meet with someone without anyone knowing except you and the person.
Sneaky link me and mark
A trick played on a fellow athlete where the open hand smacks the target’s testicles with the knuckles in a sharp, wrist flicking motion.
“Dude, I sack tapped Brandon, and now he has the whole team trying to sack tap me”
a Feckless, Shameless, Coward whose purpose in Life is to please Donald J. Trump with Oral Praise and Bullshit Compliments. ( Noun ).
Lindsey Graham is a consummate Trump Fluffer.
The time between Christ’s birth and the beginning of the coronavirus.
In late 2016 AD or 3 B.C.V., Donald Trump was elected as the 45th President of the United States of America.
1 Condition that occurs when you’re waiting in a long line to vote because the state doesn’t provide enough polling places for voters.
This long line at the polling station is giving me a clear case of voter fatigue
I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)
Frenemy has a family tragedy. "Thoughts and prayers."
An appropriate nickname for CoViD-19, aka the novel coronavirus that has led to a worldwide pandemic. Named after Trump to mark his monumental malfeasance which will result in at least hundreds of thousands of deaths in the U.S.
Bob’s in the hospital, he caught a case of Trump Lung.
That Shit Is Fucked
Guy 1 : Gawd Damn this is some good ass ice cream.
Guy 2 : Let me get a lick of that shit dawg.
Guy 1 : TSIF
Guy 2 : Come on, you know I’m straight busted till the furst of da Month.
Pronounced (EHN-bee)
Based off of the shortening of “non-binary”, N.B.
A term used by the non-binary/genderqueer community as an alternative to girl/boy.
Are they a girl or a boy?
Neither, they’re an enby!
A porn virus is a concept made up by males that means the reason there is porn all over one’s computer is because they got a virus.
100% of the time it is used as a scapegoat since the real reason there is porn on one’s computer is due to the fact that the user voluntarily looked it up.
Thankfully, such viruses do exist, and have therefore saved countless asses of boys and men alike from pissed off parents, girlfriends, or wives who find porn on their computers.
Pissed off mother: Johnny, why is there porn on your computer?!
Johnny: It was a porn virus, I swear!
Pissed off Girlfriend: You’ve been looking up porn! Am I not good enough for you or something?!
Boyfriend: OH NO, I’ve been targeted with a porn virus like all my friends!
A porn virus is a concept made up by males that means the reason there is porn all over one’s computer is because they got a virus.
100% of the time it is used as a scapegoat since the real reason there is porn on one’s computer is due to the fact that the user voluntarily looked it up.
Thankfully, such viruses do exist, and have therefore saved countless asses of boys and men alike from pissed off parents, girlfriends, or wives who find porn on their computers.
Pissed off mother: Johnny, why is there porn on your computer?!
Johnny: It was a porn virus, I swear!
Pissed off Girlfriend: You’ve been looking up porn! Am I not good enough for you or something?!
Boyfriend: OH NO, I’ve been targeted with a porn virus like all my friends!
A person who refuses to wear a mask, or take any of the basic precautions to help society prevent an air born illness during an epidemic.( In reference to the bubonic plague being spread by rats. )
I went to the mall for some new underwear, but had…
A person who refuses to wear a mask, or take any of the basic precautions to help society prevent an air born illness during an epidemic.( In reference to the bubonic plague being spread by rats. )
I went to the mall for some new underwear, but had…
Wet Ass Pussy
You can tell by the way she walks, she got that WAP.
You can look at her face and tell she ain’t got that WAP.
A term coined by Terrson to represent a form of Jenga where one removes an article of clothing whenever the tower falls.
It was a fearsome sight indeed after the tower fell for the last time, after that, strip jenga was forever banned in the lounge…
A method of guessing on a multiple choice test that involves looking at the position of the second hand. If the hand is between 12 and 3 the guess is A. If the hand is between 3 and 6 the guess is B. Between 6 and 9 guess C. Between 9 and 12 guess D.
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A celebrity free pass is an agreement between you and your significant other that if you meet said celebrity and there is an opportunity to sleep with them, your partner cannot get mad at you for doing so because you had agreed before hand that this p…