selfie stick
1. a selfie stick
2. slang for one’s own johnson
The Louvre has banned the selfie stick.
Memeophobia
A distinct, 21st century fear that a photograph or video posted on a social network medium will go viral and you will forever be immortalized in internet infamy.
Anthony, don’t post that picture, you know I have memeophobia! I’m afraid to become a meme!