Net Forget is a person who frequently goes on a website to do something, but completely forgets his/her original intention due to the overwhelming amount of information on the internet.
I was on Wikipedia the other day, trying to look up Jay-Z, but I’m such a Net Forget, I ended up looking at cat pictures.
1. Any sexual act involving penetration/stimulation of the urethra.
2. Another name for one’s urethra.
1. Last night, Jane gave me a Urethra Franklin and I have no idea why I agreed to that.
2. Ever since I hooked up with that one brunette chick, my Urethra Franklin has burned when I pee.
The point at which it’s too late to ask for someone’s name because you spent so much time around them that you should already know it.
I have total name shame. I’ve been working for a month with this guy and still don’t know his name.
Someone who takes selfies in dangerous situations or circumstances.
I can’t believe Dave took a selfie whilst climbing up a cliff!!…
He must be Selfiecidal!
A person who impedes the flow of traffic by staying in the left lane. This person is either driving slower than everybody on the road, driving the same speed as the person to their right, or simply driving 1 mph faster than the person to their right. In all cases, they are ignoring the responsibility that comes with driving in the “hammer lane”.
Driver drives in left left despite seeing the long line of cars behind them but refuses to move over to the slow lane because it isn’t safe to change lanes while talking on the cellphone. This driver is a Left Lane Loser.
That one person who refers to everyone as their “best friend” when it’s convenient. Not to be confused with bestfriend whore
Cindy (to Janice): Hey, best friend! Do you have a pencil I can borrow?
Shaniqua: Bitch, you said I was your best friend.
Janice: Cindy’s such a best friend whore.
A so-called grown-up who doesn’t want to grow up (or at least act like an adult) and would instead prefer so-called “children’s” stuff for entertainment, like cartoons, toys, comic books, Disney movies, etc. He or she also enjoys colorful “kiddie” snacks like breakfast cereal and Spaghetti-O’s and dresses like a teenager or perhaps younger. May or may not be great parents as well as being able to take on adult responsibilities. Not necessarily too immature at least in the public. Not to to be confused with geeks or nerds either, of course!
Also known as “Peter Pan”, “young at heart”, and “kid at heart”.
I’m almost 35 and I love Neopets, Archie comics, children’s books, etc. So this makes me a kidult, heh.
I word used to describe when a person jacks off to much to porn and cant do anything for a few hours.
I was having such a bad porn hangover last night that i couldnt go out.
n. someone who specialises in dating seemingly unattractive people that later blossom into fitties.
“Did you see Dave’s missus, she’s a 9/10”. “She used to be such a munter, though. He’s such an investment banger.”
When someone steals Apple Products such as iPhones, iPads, iPod Touches, and other stuff created by Apple.
Person 1: Some guy was Apple Picking his iPhone.
Person 2: I still have my iPad on my backpack to avoid that Apple Picker.
Person 1: I think that guy wanted an iPhone so bad.
Person 2: I hope I don’t get robbed…
What your girlfriend hopes to achieve by “forgetting” to taker her pill, thus guaranteeing that you’ll have to spend the rest of your now ruined life with her… or that you’ll have to run from the law forever to avoid child support.
I caught my girlfriend flushing her pill and poking holes in all the condoms… I think she wants an anchor baby.
1) A sarcastic expression used to denote annoyance or frustration.
2) A term used when you just dont give a fuck
3) Look, my dick and balls are bigger than yours.
“Hey let me borrow your car.”
“Why don’t you borrow deez nuts.”
(n.) a single section of bathroom tissue.
“That guy keeps pissing on the floor in our bathroom and leaving his shit tickets in our trash can. Who the fuck does that; takes a shit and throws their disgusting shit tickets in the trash after? That’s pretty fucked up.”
That moment when you lose your phone and you immediately freak and start groping your self to find it.
Male: Hey can you call someone for me?
Female; Sure. *looks for phone* Crap! Where’s my phone?! *starts to grope self*
Male: Did you start Phone Groping your self?
Female: Yes.
Male: That’s hot.
When a small group or crowed suddenly realizes that someone has emitted a silent but nasty fart and they all look among themselves for facial expressions or body language that might pinpoint the perpertrator.
The group by the bar was festive, but s…
Texting nothing but emojis back and forth between a friend or partner. Can sometimes be for humour or usually because you’re bored.
Boy: let’s play emoji tennis
Girl: ok
Boy: 🍑
Girl: 😐
Boy: 😍😘❓
Girl: 😘😉
Boy: 😊😉
a polite way of saying bitch what, specially to someone who has annoyed you.
Also can be used as an annoying term on Vine.
Can also be used purely for fun.
Kaylee-“Fast and furious is terrible.”
Darfur & Jenn- “Bish whet”
Darcie-“Kaylee has a boyfriend”
Jenn-“Bish whet”
The act of performing an oral sexual deed to a male.
Where is Brendan?
I think he is out on call to service a bro