When jeans are way too tight on your junk. Limits mobility, decreases circulation, and potentially lowers sperm count.
Tim: “These new jeans I just got are really cramming my junk when I try to move, Mike.”
Mike: “Sounds like you are getting jean jammed.”
A euphemism for masturbation. Typically used by a single man or woman who has no sexual partners, save for Netflix.
Katie: “Netflix and chill for one tonight I think”
Chris: “Make sure you take off those fake nails, don’t want to snag anything”
A euphemism for masturbation. Typically used by a single man or woman who has no sexual partners, save for Netflix.
Katie: “Netflix and chill for one tonight I think”
Chris: “Make sure you take off those fake nails, don’t want to snag anything”
A person, usually a boy, who naturally looks mean when his face is expressionless, without meaning to.
Nah, he’s just got a resting asshole face, he’s actually really cool
A person, usually a boy, who naturally looks mean when his face is expressionless, without meaning to.
Nah, he’s just got a resting asshole face, he’s actually really cool
When you imply that your amount of issues (problems) are greater than the amount of issues (magazine articles) the famous magazine company, Vogue has.
Girl: “ugh there’s so much homework and errands”
Boy: “wow, you must have more issues than vogue”
Girl: “I know right!”
The act of visiting the bathroom with the intention to only urinate, but instead relieve a little poop as well as a means to prolong the time between your next bathroom visit.
I sat down on the toilet to take a piss on my lunch break, but I thought…
A girl who is not a girlfriend. Shares interests with, hangs with, and (optionally) sleeps with a man she is interested in. Inevitably, she becomes a ‘cool girl’ and becomes ineligible for girlfriend status. Is often beleived to be lesbian on first glance.
Guy 1: Sam likes Halo? You serious? Damn, you’re lucky to have a girlfriend like that.
Guy 2: She’s not my girlfriend. She’s just a cool girl.
When a celebrity or a new person gets WAY too much spotlight. This can cause a snobbish side to surface, and their friends or aquaintances to notice them acting differently. Otherwise, this causes the “showered” person to feel shy or be surrounded by people by simply going outside their house, making them annoyed.
After Jack’s new speech on world matters, he got a media shower and became a different person; one his friends didn’t know anymore.
Once Beth won the spelling bee, her media shower forced her to skip school for the next week.
Somewhat hot. Although cannot be classified as “hot”, one who is hottish is not completely ugly either.
That chick’s not bad bro. She’s hottish. I’m gonna go say what’s up.
Shitting on peoples property as a form of protest.
I met a guy who regularly shat in the 3. hole on the local golf course as as a sign of his discontent with the burgois. He called it scativism.
Living proof that money can’t buy good hair.
In fact, money CAN buy good hair. Why his money has not, well, that’s anyone’s guess.
a hoe who is mysterious and chill and like hippyish and good at art
damn, I wish I was an art hoe like her
a hoe who is mysterious and chill and like hippyish and good at art
damn, I wish I was an art hoe like her
Stiff Meds are taken to correct erectile dysfunction.
Also referred to as Stiff Meds or Hard Meds.
Stiff Meds include Viagra, Levitra, and Cialis.
a person who’s gender is indecipherable
Person 1: Is that a dude or a chick?
Person 2: I dunno. I haven’t seen a gender ninja like that since the days of Hansen.
When one sticks their neck out so far as to avoid double chins and exude the confidence of a turtle that comes out of its shell.
She used the confident turtle to replace duck face in photos.
1. In a large bowl, sift together the flour, baking powder, salt and sugar. Make a well in the center and pour in the milk, egg and melted butter; mix until smooth.2. Heat a lightly oiled griddle or frying pan over medium high heat. Pour or scoop the …
a “Do Nothing Bitch”. A girl who wants to be all pretty and fancy, just to have someone take care of her.
“Don’t waste your time on her, she’s a DNB”