Going more than 25 weeks deep into someone that you fantasize about’s Instagram Page and not liking any pictures.
Gurl#1: i was insta-lerking Dequans page last night.
Gurl #2: Did you like any pictures?
Gurl #1: Hell no, i was 56 weeks deep into that page gurl!!!!
Meaning that you’re you. No mistakes and you are on guard. You take care of yourself.
Hey man, you okay? Yeah man, I’m on my shit.
A backdoor girl. One who can’t be trusted. A girl who is all about opportunity and doesn’t care who gets hurt. Her feelings are never real and turned on and off based on “what’s in it for her”. As a friend, you can never confide in them, because if it suits them, they will betray you without a second thought. As a girlfriend, well let’s say, you are in for an emotional roller coaster and she at the controls. But it won’t be long before she finds what she thinks is a better ride and you will be conveniently shelved, to fuck with later. Dont bring her around any of your successful friends unless you are trying to get rid of her.
“Wow, I just saw your boyfriend with Sarah, I thought she was your best friend? What a trifling bitch!”
an exclamation shouted by social media users everywhere when referring to someone without “shoe game”. originated as a vine, and can sometimes be funny, but lots of lame people don’t say it with enough force and end up looking extremely awkward.
kid: “mom, I got one question for you.”
mom: “oh alrigh-”
kid: “what are those? .” *points to moms loafers*
A way of descretely telling someone you want oral sex.A nice way to tell someone to give you a blow job, to eat you out, or to get into the 69 position.
Guy: lets fuck.
Girl: okay give me some facetime!
A play on the standard hookup phrase “Netflix and chill,” this update is for those looking to binge watch tv shows with another person while in a relationship.
Person A: hey, you wanna Netflix and chill?
Person B: I think we might be ready for Hulu and commitment 😉
That little ass light on yo phone that lights up when a dude thirsty af at night wanting that good good
He hit me with that 1800 hotline bling
Where you sit on a toilet seat and can still feel the warmth where the previous occupant was sitting.
I felt some ghost cheeks on the toilet last night…
Where you sit on a toilet seat and can still feel the warmth where the previous occupant was sitting.
I felt some ghost cheeks on the toilet last night…
1. A congressmen or representative who say they represent their people but rather pursue self interests
2. An elected official who claims to believe one way but votes the opposite
3. A politician who holds office who lied to his constituents just to get their votes and contributions
4. A congressmen or representative who’s campaign is paid for by a wealthy contributor(s) to fool the people that he is to represent into believing he has their best interests in mind when in fact he’s doing the bidding of the wealthy contributor(s).
I voted for those dumbasses and they don’t reflect my opinion at all. Instead of representatives they should be called misrepresentatives, he ain’t no representative he’s a misrepresentative.
“The wealthy Electric and Coal Corporations paid for your campaign congressman,” said the lobbyist, “you need to vote against that bill, even though you and I know it would be in the best interest of the people in your district to breathe clean air.”
loyal, respectful, and wise women. both street smart & book smart. respectful to her family and, friends. loyal to her lover. she has style and admires, many haters but considers them fans.
My Girl Is A Trap Queen
Passing gas with blatant disregard for one’s surroundings, environment or company. Free-farting is so natural that often the subject isn’t even aware of doing so.
I had no idea I had been free-farting until I realized that the whole classroom was looking at me in disgust. freefartingfartembarrass
The act of checking the source of a ridiculous headline to see if it’s real, or if it’s from The Onion.
I’ve been doing more onion checks since Trump started running for office.
When you accidentally like someone on tinder cause you dozed off for a minute while swiping
Oh damn, hope I don’t get a match on that guy/girl, I was sleep swiping!
A reference to any person who is oblivious to his or her own selfish and/or ridiculous behavior, usually said with an over-the-shoulder side-eye.
He threw up all over my shoes, then asked me for a ride? This dude….
a woman who nurses her child in public as a protest against people uncomfortable with seeing breastfeeding.
Lactivists staged a nurse-in outside a restaurant to protest women being refused service after breastfeeding inside.
a crude term for a womans vagina, or a mans anus. Also if there was a hole in your ham, you could use it in that sense too.
“i love the way your pork hole smells.”
a crude term for a womans vagina, or a mans anus. Also if there was a hole in your ham, you could use it in that sense too.
“i love the way your pork hole smells.”
The correct definition of trill is: to be true to ones self and real with all.
I want to thank everyone who put they meaning of trill in this dictionary. Some of you are on point and some are way off
This word was formed in 1986 by Eric Charon. (ak…
The real history to the white lighter myth and why they are unlucky is based on four famous and revolutionary musicians of the second half of the 20th century. Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrex, Janis Joplin, and Kurt Cobain were all left-handed, all died at the age of 27, and all their autopsies reported that a white bic lighter was found in their pockets. This is why it is said that white lighters are unlucky. So if you are 27 and left-handed, don’t use a white bic lighter, you will die.
Some people really flip out when there is white lighter in the room.
The white lighter myth is often related to smoking marijuana with a white bic lighter.
The real history to the white lighter myth and why they are unlucky is based on four famous and revolutionary musicians of the second half of the 20th century. Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrex, Janis Joplin, and Kurt Cobain were all left-handed, all died at the age of 27, and all their autopsies reported that a white bic lighter was found in their pockets. This is why it is said that white lighters are unlucky. So if you are 27 and left-handed, don’t use a white bic lighter, you will die.
Some people really flip out when there is white lighter in the room.
The white lighter myth is often related to smoking marijuana with a white bic lighter.