An addiction to electronic devices such as laptops, smartphones, and tablets. Eddiction is characterized by the constant need to check your smartphone for the latest Facebook posts, Twitter updates, news, etc. People with eddiction prefer spending time browsing the Internet over social interaction.
Matt suffers from eddiction. He’s always updating his Twitter and posting instagram pics instead of chilling with me, the big brother he never had.
To become sexually aroused by one score in a video game/sport/etc.
I just staturbated over that game of league we just had.
The realization that oreos are still in your kitchen.
Quebec got oreolization while he was sitting at his computer.
The smell that’s left inside a bathroom after someone else has taken a poop. This is an unpleasant smell (unless you like other people’s poop smells), and definitely not a smell you’d like to shower in.
Roommate #1: Did you just go poop in there?
Roommate #2: Yeah, man. Just had a huge cup of coffee and had to go!
Roommate #1: Alright, I’ll use the upstairs bathroom. I don’t want to shower in your afterpoop.
like a sugar daddy. without the age gap.
Why have a sugar daddy when you can have a honeydude ? They last longer.
A food that hits your stomach long after you’ve eaten it, meaning you can eat way too much of it. Usually makes you very sluggish after.
Guy: Dude, you coming?
Guy 2: Nah… that hero was a belly bomb. Not gonna be moving for another few hours
When you fake a picture to get likes on Instagram
I saw a dope Ferrari so I took a picture and had to fake it for the gram.
Someone who types long responses to a text
“Wow, Hannah just sent me a really long responce. She’s a paragraph texter”
Netflix and chill, but to the next level. It means you are going to climax with your partner while an IMAX is playing in the background. It’s for adults and risk takers, while Netflix and chill is simply for children.
Person 1: “Hey, wanna come back to my place and watch Netflix and chill?”
Person 2: “Nah, I prefer to IMAX and climax. It insures optimum pleasure.”
HANDCESTORS, all the ancestors never to be born due to male masturbation.
I wiped those handcestors off on a dirty sock.
When a boyfriend or a husband does something nice for their girlfriend/wife, this gives them an opportunity to do something fun without fear of nagging.
Friend-“Hey man, are you sure it’s cool with your girlfriend that you’re out here fishing on a Sunday afternoon while she’s at her aunt’s birthday party?”
Me-“Yeah it’s cool. I bought her flowers the other day so I’ve got boyfriend credit.”
A variation of the word HUGE commonly used by Donald Trump.
Hey Don, are you building that tower across 5th Avenue?
Donald Trump: Yes, it’s going to be YUGE!!
When lower gastrointestinal distress is relieved in the bathroom, and the resulting semi- to fully- liquefied remains and flatulence leaves a lingering odor long after the person has left the bathroom
I don’t know what he ate, but man, he blew up the bathroom! You won’t want to go in there for a while.
When your fingers are so cold texting is almost impossible.
Guy: Hyey hoe are yiu doing?
Guy 2: What?
Guy: Sorry man I got icicle fingers
Thisis a game that can have as many or as little amount of players as u want. it is played in a supermarket. u grab a box of condoms and follow and unsuspecting shopper. while they arent looking u slip the condoms into their shopping. Then u follo…
Used in when a speaker is changing the conversation from a humorous note to a serious one. The speaker uses “on a serious” to warn his/her companion that he/she is going to shift the gear of the conversation to a serious note.
On a serious note, she is beautiful in her own way.
There Ain’t No Such Thing as A Free Lunch.
Very old slang, dating back to before ain’t became a legitimate English contraction.
I means that a prospect is too good to be true(TGTBT), in that you are being offered something for nothing.
Nate: Your eMail says Bill Gates will give you $250 for each person you send this to that sends it to someone else.
Uncle Dick: TANSTAFL.
The universal tap given (usually on a thigh), signaling an impending ejaculation.
He was such a gentalman. He give me a warning tap when I was on top.
1. Purposely stinking up the toilet before your roommate or significant other needs to use the bathroom.
2. Walking into the bathroom after forgetting you took a stinky dump just minutes earlier.
I was running late when rushed back into the bathroo…