When one who has to defecate has an opportunity to relieve themselves after waiting for a period of time.
Brad had to shit for an hour but because he was at his girlfriend’s parent’s anniversary party, he couldn’t find the right opooportunity until the old folks retired for the evening, then he let the floodgates open.
One extremely large meal consumed in a day as opposed to the standard three.
“I generally don’t wake up hungry, but when I do get around to eating it ends up becoming a snakemeal.”
Some one who does not wipe there ass or has not tooken a shower recently and stinks like shit
My cousin lenny smells like swamp ass after playing battlefield for 5 hours straight.
When you touch someone or something with your erect penis and it releases static electricity.
I accidentally gave my spouse the electric hammer and now I can only pleasure them after rubbing my stocking feet against a carpeted floor.
(adj.) Describes the sensation of realizing that there are too many boys around.
Jess: Why did you run out onto the porch?
Michele: I couldn’t take it in there. I was boytrapped.
The rule stating a DOUBLE TEXT is ok AS LONG AS the second text message is sent within 5 seconds of the first.
I double texted Shelly, but it was ok cuz I used the Five Second Rule of Texting.
To get down on your knees and suck his cock! Or dick, penis, or whatever.
Get on your knees. bitch!
When you become pregnant from having anal sex the baby is called an “asshole baby”
We didn’t have condoms and thought anal would be safer, little Johnny is an asshole baby!
Stroking another one’s ego to make yourself noticed by higher ranks in group email
That guy is email fluffing his way to a promotion
Doing nothing.
Not doing anything useful.
This Iryna was just kicking dicks all day long instead of working.
a climax of sexual excitement, characterized by feelings of pleasure and euphoria as a result of stimulation to the prostate.
Yeh, bro, my girl loves pegging me until I have multiple bootygasms!
A primitive version of “Netflix and chill”, which older generations did and what some hipsters still do.
little kid: “Grandpa, where did I come from?”
Grandpa: “Well kid you’re grandma and I made whoopee in the back of a station-wagon to the sound of sweet static that was part of AM radio and chill, which led to your daddy, which led to you!”
Guy: “Hey we could Netflix and chill”
Hipster girl: “I’m more of an AM radio and chill kind of person”
Guy: “If you say so, Daisy Buchanan…”
A primitive version of “Netflix and chill”, which older generations did and what some hipsters still do.
little kid: “Grandpa, where did I come from?”
Grandpa: “Well kid you’re grandma and I made whoopee in the back of a station-wagon to the sound of sweet static that was part of AM radio and chill, which led to your daddy, which led to you!”
Guy: “Hey we could Netflix and chill”
Hipster girl: “I’m more of an AM radio and chill kind of person”
Guy: “If you say so, Daisy Buchanan…”
Don’t Bang It
Advising someone not to have sexual relations with a person or object
Person: That mouse-trap has been eyeing me up, I think it likes me…
Sane friend: Dbi
(n.) The tendency not to start anything until you’ve had a cup of coffee.
I am procaffenating with my project starts until I am shaking and twitching.
The act of two individuals rubbing pelvic regions against each other in order to cause orgasm (implied while wearing denim trousers). Similar to dry-humping and “OTPHJ” (over-the-pants-hand-job).
It was casual Friday when I walked in the middle school bathroom only to find my history and Spanish teacher jeanjerking in the handicap stall. Good thing I didn’t come in a few minutes later to see the full-on OTPHJ.
A piece of ass asleep in your bed.
I awoke hungover and feeling horny, when to my surprise I rolled over and brushed up against a sleeping napahoe I’d miraculously wrangled home.
a stress threshold; the most stress that can be tolerated in a given situation
“Girl, I’ve gotta quit my job! My boss is always nagging me, and I’ve reached my stresshold!”
When you’re watching porn and you don’t wanna climax just yet, so you stop for a moment, and go again. Often is repeated multiple times.
I was watching a really hot video last night, so hot that I had to keep using the stop and go method!
The act of browsing your newsfeed in lieu of getting out of bed
Noun: “I was checking my snooze feed because it was too cold to get out of bed, then my boss fired me via text”
Verb: “Anna likes snoozefeeding for 20 minutes when her alarm goes off at 6:45am every morning.”
When you see a free wi-fi connection, join the network but it makes you sign up to some bullshit or tries to charge you.
Hells yeah this place has free wifi…….
Nevermind, its just li-fi pretending to be free.