A person who shares the most intimate details of their life/heartbreak/feelings with strangers because it’s cheaper than mental healthcare, and not subject to the same bias or advice that the person could receive from someone closer to the situation.
Give me a drink, and I’m an emotional whore! (Give me good advice and I’ll even pick up your tab!)
When a guy finishes using a urinal and, zero fucks given, exits the bathroom without washing his hands.
Abbreviation: DDH
I saw Bob walk out of the bathroom then high-five Tim with his dirty dick hands .
When in absolute disgust one says “finna yack” meaning, I’m going to puke. Could also express disagreement or physical illness.
Ex. Person 1: “That Cheeto you ate was on the ground”
Person 2: “ew finna yack bro”
An occasional meat eater. Not a vegetarian, maybe not even intentionally avoiding meat.
David didn’t even know he was a flexitarian at first, but he learned he was because he didn’t eat meat every day.
Short for organic meaning better than fresh. Also means extremely cool or dope.
Yo dude, those kicks are fresh!
Nah bruh, they’re ganic!
Did you see that shot?
Yea man, it was ganic!
This salad looks extra ganic!
A vibrator or sometimes a dildo. For when you don’t have a steady male companion and/or when he can’t get you off.
Person1: You been seeing anyone lately?
Person2: No, it’s just been me and BOB or a while now.
Person1: Bob?
Person2: Yeah my battery operated boyfriend (bob).
When your large intestine has been holding back waste for more than 48 hours and your farts are the leading indicator of what is to come.
Anne: You haven’t pooped in a while Craig, what’s going on?
Craig: Everything seems to be cooking in the Colon Crockpot and “dinner” will be served shortly in the spare bathroom!
Cum, semen whatever you call it when you nut
This girl I’m messing with wanted some uggs. I told her before that happened she had to swallow all the baby sauce
When you are tired/bored and sober, and fuck around too much and end up doing something you will regret
yo that was some Intense Fuckery when you licked your nipple the other day and sent it to us
A classy, elegant, self-sufficient woman who carries herself with dignity and pride and takes no shit from any bitch, male or female.
Mila Kunis was an immigrant who came to America, with alomost nothing. She worked hard to achieve what she wanted …
The Best Never Rest
Some guy: DUDE I DIDNT SLEEP AT ALL LAST NIGHT!
Other guy: why?
Some guy: TBNR
noun: Someone who is a lookalike, or doppelganger, for another person, but less attractive. While it usually refers to physical appearance, the term is versatile and can, in theory, also be applied to inferior versions of non-human things/animals or u…
The process of grinding very loud/dank weed then spilling it all over your pants (presumable the crotch area) then attempting to pack the spilt weed into the bowl
“Bro I just dickweed .”
In the middle of making out you gently bite the other person’s nose, often licking it a bit while doing it.
I gave Shauna I french bite yesterday!
Taking a bath after an embarrassing/undesirable sex act
Dude, after what I did to myself last night I needed to take a bath of shame.
A penis that is of reasonable size that one could receive on a daily basis. As opposed to vacation dick.
I hooked up with a guy last night who had boyfriend dick. It was perfect.vacation dick
size queen
To send a Snapchat video of you/your friends chugging an alcoholic beverage, prompting your recipients to reply with a chug video of their own.
Take a video of me chugging this beer, so I can send it out for reply chugs.
Someone who is extremely frumpy.
Frumpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Frumpty Dumpty had no style at all.
1:The involuntary spasming of muscles around the anus.
2: a person so annoying and obnoxious that they can only be referred to as an ” anal twitch”.
” that guy over there is such an anal twitch!”
When you spot ur homie something like money, chronic, drank or whatever not expecting him to pay you back. Simply cause you know he’s gonna spot you some time in the future.
Homie1: Damn this steak is 20 bucks! I only got 10.
Homie2: I got you. Don’t worry about it, just put it on the homie fund.