AmeriKKKa
[Cynical] corruption of “America” (as in [United States of America]) especially as relevant to the worst [deeds] and attitudes of its government; used by citizens of the country and others alike.
LGBTQ
A [delicious sandwich] containing Lettuce, [guacamole], bacon,tomato, and [quantum physics].
morning constitutional
While most might think of a [early morning] walk when hearing this term, the term morning constitutional can also be used to [define] what happens when someone has to take a early morning [bowel movement].
My brother in Christ
what you [call] someone before you call them out on their [problems]/[hypocrisy]
with a grain of pepper
[Taking] [shit] [seriously].
Womb sniffer
A fragile, [power hungry] male who thinks he has [a say] over [women’s rights].
barefoot and pregnant
adj. phrase to describe certain married females who wanted to work outside of the home but [forbidden] by their [protective] husbands. Usage common in [the U].S. to about 1960.
keep ya head up
“[Keep Ya Head Up]” is a song by Tupac Shakur. It addresses issues concerning lack of respect toward the female gender, especially poor black women. It has a very positive message, and is often used as an example of [Shakur’s] softer side. Many conside…
gumption trap
Noun. A human-created situation that drains away [initiative] or original effort.
From [gumption] (spunk; resourcefulness; [sensible] initiative) + trap (a trick or contrivance for catching and holding people or animals).
Christofascist
Christian religious extremist. Often a person who believes in forcing a right-wing Christian agenda on the rest of the world. Also known as a ‘fundamentalist’ or more recently ‘evangelical’.
Since many Christofascists [bristle] at the term ‘fundament…
Christofascist
Christian religious extremist. Often a person who believes in forcing a right-wing Christian agenda on the rest of the world. Also known as a ‘fundamentalist’ or more recently ‘evangelical’.
Since many Christofascists [bristle] at the term ‘fundament…
jokerfied
v. past tense of jokerfy, the quality or condition of being [disillusioned] with society and those who actively engage in it without [questioning] established [norms]
bronding
[team bonding], [bro bonding]
bronding
[team bonding], [bro bonding]
bronding
[team bonding], [bro bonding]
Depressi spaghetti
When your depressi so you get [upsetti] and [need] some [spaghetti]
plot armor
Character [shields] (also known as plot armor or plot [shield]) are plot devices in films and television shows that prevent important characters from dying or being seriously injured at dramatically inconvenient moments. It often denotes a situation in…
Ope
It’s a [Midwest] thing. When someone cuts in front of you rudely, when you are surprised, when you [bump into] someone, or when something is offensively funny, you use the word [ope].
In the Basement
A person who is secretly [a nerd], and is [afraid] [to tell] anyone.
basically
This is the word you use when you want to explain something but don’t actually have any [depth] of knowledge. Just say ‘basically’ a whole bunch and everyone will still think you’re super smart and thank you for [shielding] them from potentially comple…
park and bark
referring to performers who [plant] themselves in one [spot] and sing instead of moving around [on stage].