Any passenger for Uber or Lyft that gives you a bad rating over the most ridiculous thing you can imagine.
I got a text, an email and an alert on my mobile device from (ridesharing company) about how dirty my car is. Came to find out it was a fucki…
The state of ignorance towards popular internet memes; the description of a person who does not recognise 90% of internet jokes. origins: internet + naive
“She’s so internaive, I can impress her by sending stale memes.”
Equivalent to Fem. “Maiden Name ” When a man changes his name to match that of his partner, his former surname is his “Bachelor Name ”
When filling out this form, your Bachelor Name goes on line two.
Freaky paragraphs is when you ask your bf/gf write sexy shit to you about what they want to do to you
Babe I want a freaky paragraphs
The act of lying down and drifting in and out of sleep while you wait for something or some one.
1) I gotta go. John is sleepwaiting for me in the other room.2) Jane alway makes me sleepwait. How long does it take to get ready for bed?3) John: wyd?…
Upperwear is the wardrobe you create when you work on line or on TV and are only ‘seen’ from the waist up.
During video calls and meetings she wore professional looking Upperwear, such as blazers with pearls, while at the same wearing jogging pants.
Hyperbole taken to its absolute, laughably untrue extreme. Often utilized to unintentionally ridiculous effect by obnoxious morons.
Trump’s love of Trumperbole may just get some of us killed.
Can be referred to as what is unleashed upon after eating a large meal from Taco Bell .
Trump: Every bathroom in America should be prepared to be met with Fire and Fury after this week’s taco Tuesday.
Usually said to someone who is being bossy or persistent about something.
Person 1: Dude, take out the garbage. I’m not gonna ask you again. Seriously.
Person 2: Okay, chief.
Being afraid of being afraid.
This is something you can really get worked up with.
A: Don’t scare him. He has phobophobia.
B: AAAAH! That was scary …. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
When spell check changes your word to the wrong word, but the wrong word is actually more appropriate.
I meant to text my friend that she should go to the U2 concert with me because it would be a “great” time. Spell check changed it to “grey” time. That Freudian Spell Check is pretty smart.
Having to go to the toilet without a phone, tablet or any other digital device.
Shit! I left my cellphone at home now i have to take an analog shit like a caveman
A poetic way of saying pussy.
Brandon sat around thinking of Amelia and how he would love to get back to where her legs begin.
Twitter slang or dialect that with read aloud sounds like “white people” which is its actual meaning
Girl wypipo are crazy, they let their dogs lick their mouths
“Outfit Of the Day”
Usually used on fashion blogs, or other places where people show others that they are wearing or have worn.
“Here is my OOTD.”
Same as “Here is my outfit of the day.”
“Outfit Of the Day”
Usually used on fashion blogs, or other places where people show others that they are wearing or have worn.
“Here is my OOTD.”
Same as “Here is my outfit of the day.”
The act of self-fellatio
The young man pulled his back muscles while attempting the Bannon.
Political meaning: When patting yourself on the back just isn’t enough…go for the Bannon
When one is willing to go to extreme heights in order to obtain an instagram photo, possibly risking injury.
She only ski-dived for the instagram , she’s a slave to the gram