Urban Word of the Day

virtual date

When you and someone else watch a movie together without physically being together. All you need is a laptop, and/or tablet, a phone, and a friend with the same materials. Once you have the materials just find a movie on the device you both like then call each other on the phone and watch simultaneously. Feel free to talk and comment on the movie via cell 🙂

“Man i wish we could go see a movie”

well why don’t we just have a virtual date?

“sure ill get my computer and pull up Netflix”.

thought itch

It’s a thought that is on the tip of your tongue but can’t remember it.

I have a thought itch I can’t remember.

Dotard

An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.

That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn’t calm down .

Cigarettiquette

“Cigarette Etiquette”

The customary code of polite behaviour in society among smokers, with particular regard to cigarettes.

Examples:

– Offering a cigarette or lighter without being asked

– Passing an ashtray to a fellow smoker

– Properly extinguishing a cigarette to prevent a smouldering ashtray

– Being generous with tobacco and accessories regardless of payment offers

– Offering to pay when asking for a cigarette

– Leaving the last cigarette for the owner of the packet

– Respecting the lucky cigarette

– Respecting the space of non-smokers

“Hey, that’s my last dart, where’s your Cigarettiquette?”

“Dead guy Bryan doesn’t take Cynthia’s last smoke because he observes good Cigarettiquette”

lap error

When your receiving a lap dance from one persons or two , and they release bodily fluid on your legs. Typically common in places like concerts, strip clubs, and house party’s.

Dude, last night with Jessica she made a lap error!

tea off

When you and a friend compete to drink as many twisted teas as possible in one sitting.

“Yo Kyle, we’re f*cking having a tea off on saturday.”

click itch

An everlasting feeling of need to start clicking, usually on social sites such as Facebook, Instagram, Google, Pinterest, etc.

I can’t stop searching Pinterest, I’ve got a click itch.

yassderday

When something really great happened the day prior.

Person #1: Last night’s party was lit!

Person #2: Yaaassss, yassderday’s party was soooo liiittt

hirp

A Hiccup burp.

The painful eruption of gas flowing up the esophagus, while simultaneously hiccuping.

Josh: “arghhaaaaHhhs”

Justin: “wtf was that?”

Josh: “oh you know, I HIRPED.”

IYKWIM

Acronym. Stands for “If you know what I mean”. Mainly used in instant messaging conversations. Can also be used in conjunction with “AITYD” (and I think you do).

“I could really go for a tossed salad for lunch.”

“Oh, I’ve got a salad for you to toss, IYKWIM…AITYD.”

Lent Trap

/lɛnt træp/ noun

In couples where one party is Catholic and the other is not, the unwilling subjection of the non-Catholic to the 40-day ritual of penitence known as Lent.

1. We were going to have dinner at this great new steak place on Friday night, but Joe’s got me stuck in a Lent Trap.

2. My wife Jane decided to give up sex for Lent. Worst. Lent Trap. Ever.

Cruzing

Looking for porn on Twitter. Bonus points if you get caught “liking” one of the posts and blame it on a hack, then on a staffer.

I understand the problems the country currently faces, but I plan to spend the night Cruzing.

dinner reprise

A heady way to say leftovers

Mom, I’m sick of leftovers. Don’t think of them as leftovers but as a “dinner reprise”.

Gasterbation

It’s when you beat the gas nossle on the tank to get all the gas out.

He used gasterbation to get all gas out.

a small loan

A million dollars.

My father gave me a small loan.

cospainting

Cosplaying in a suit but instead of a mask, you use facepaint.

Oh, wow, dude! Look at the guy cospainting as Bonnie the Bunny!

Hush Puppie Highway

Walking. esp when you have no car or your car is not working or your ride left you.

no one wanted to pick me up so I had to take the hush puppie highway.

global warmer

A sports utility vehicle or other large truck-vehicle that spews an attrocious amount of toxins into the atmosphere, particularly apropos if the owner has no need for an off-road vehicle and would never even dream of driving it on a gravel parking lot for fear he would ding his paint.

I can’t believe Scott bought a Hummer. Why on Earth does that asshole need a global warmer?

clickskreig

To engage in war using false news and propaganda with scandalous and intriguing “clickbait” titles and links.

Russian intelligence is engaged in a clickskreig to degrade western democracies.

Burp snarf

Is to burp then sneeze then fart at the same time

I will burp snarf at your face

Burp snarf

Is to burp then sneeze then fart at the same time

I will burp snarf at your face