Cancel Items
A feature added when you realize that you accidentally charged your latest purchase to the wrong card.
Scott bought his fleshlight with his Mom’s credit card by mistake, so as a result he quickly clicked the Cancel Items button.
Chankle
Chubby ankles, but not quite cankles.
My chankles won’t fit in ski boots!
I am so ashamed of my chankles.
I sprained my chankle in the hot tub!
I have to order special socks to fit over my chankles.
Chankle
Chubby ankles, but not quite cankles.
My chankles won’t fit in ski boots!
I am so ashamed of my chankles.
I sprained my chankle in the hot tub!
I have to order special socks to fit over my chankles.
trump anthem
A song you think you know all the words to, but find out quickly that you do not.
Hey man, you turned Nelly’s “Country Grammar”into a real Trump anthem at the bar last night.
trump anthem
A song you think you know all the words to, but find out quickly that you do not.
Hey man, you turned Nelly’s “Country Grammar”into a real Trump anthem at the bar last night.
shit-hole
The 45th President of The United States of America – Donald J. Trump
"Why are we having all these people from shit-hole countries come here?" Trump said, according to a Washington Post report citing two sources briefed on the meeting.
shit-hole
The 45th President of The United States of America – Donald J. Trump
"Why are we having all these people from shit-hole countries come here?" Trump said, according to a Washington Post report citing two sources briefed on the meeting.
Shithole
Trump’s mouth, often a place from whence great amounts of shit spews.
I see Trump’s shithole is at it on Twitter again.
Shithole
Trump’s mouth, often a place from whence great amounts of shit spews.
I see Trump’s shithole is at it on Twitter again.
cannonball
A "dive" in which you hold your knees to your chest and hit the water with your fat ass with as much force as possible with the purpose of creating a gigantic splash, thus soaking everyone in the near vicinity.
That cannonball your mother…
beach slap
When one is struck and (usually) knocked down by a large wave. Implies losing something of value in the ocean. A derivative of ‘bitch-slap’.
Man, I was bodysurfing last week and lost my glasses when I got beach slapped by a twenty-footer.
carpe piem
Never miss chance to go to the bathroom– seize the opportunity to pee.
Before a long car ride you always have to carpe piem.
We are not stopping; mommy told you to carpe piem at the last rest stop.
I don’t care if you don’t have to go – carpe piem is not our family motto for nothing.
carpe piem
Never miss chance to go to the bathroom– seize the opportunity to pee.
Before a long car ride you always have to carpe piem.
We are not stopping; mommy told you to carpe piem at the last rest stop.
I don’t care if you don’t have to go – carpe piem is not our family motto for nothing.
hodl
An enthusiastic misspelling of Hold, prompting bitcoin users to avoid the temptation of selling off their coins once price starts rising.
– BTC is trading over $300 today, I’m thinking about selling…
– HODL!!!1!1ONE
hodl
An enthusiastic misspelling of Hold, prompting bitcoin users to avoid the temptation of selling off their coins once price starts rising.
– BTC is trading over $300 today, I’m thinking about selling…
– HODL!!!1!1ONE
stable genius
What unstable cretins claim to be. See also, dotard.
The president, despite evidence to the contrary, tweeted confirmation that he is in fact a stable genius.
The 11th Hour
Used to describe the final moments of a given event, or situation where change is still a possibility.
Right before a deadline.
I procrastinated all night and now, in the 11th hour, I need to work my ass off to finish this report moments before …
The 11th Hour
Used to describe the final moments of a given event, or situation where change is still a possibility.
Right before a deadline.
I procrastinated all night and now, in the 11th hour, I need to work my ass off to finish this report moments before …
pop a socket
A method of lighting fire using tissue, a paperclip or staple, a plastic comb, and an electrical outlet. Commonly used in prisons where smoking cigarettes is prohibited.
Thirty days in the hole. You pop a socket again and you’re gonna catch an arson charge.