Rooting for a football player you would normally root against because the player is on your fantasy football team.
As the home team was losing, the crowd became frustrated with John’s fantasy cheering for the opposing quarterback.
an acronym for Thanks For The Invite, usually used when a bunch of your buddies go out and they dont think to invite you
Joe: Man that party we all went to was crazy as hell
John: tfti assholes
an acronym for Thanks For The Invite, usually used when a bunch of your buddies go out and they dont think to invite you
Joe: Man that party we all went to was crazy as hell
John: tfti assholes
Knowing a whole lot about horse shit.
President Trump claims he’s a “Stable Genius “. Believe me, he can throw down some horse shit.
an excuse that someone uses when they are trying to cover up the fact that they have an actual crush on someone
I don’t really like Bob, I just think he’s cute, funny and smart! Don’t worry it’s just a passing crush
"On To The Next One"as seen in the Jay-Z song "On To The Next One" feat Swiss Beats.Means if chick dont work out just move on to the next one.
Guy1: Son that chick aint feeling me dawg.Guy2: Fuck that broad !Guy1: Word Up. OTTNO…
a person acieves the status of darkout when they refuse to go out on an evening when all theyre friends are going out and they have no real excuse
don’t be a darkout
Tom is such a fucking darkout since he discovered masturbation
to take a sh*t, a dump, etc.
“I’ll be right back, after I pass this bill through Congress”.
to take a sh*t, a dump, etc.
“I’ll be right back, after I pass this bill through Congress”.
The worship of guns; a modern religion based on buying, owning, carrying and shooting large numbers of firearms in situations where they are not really necessary.
Gundamentalism promises to free you from the meaninglessness of everyday life by lett…
The worship of guns; a modern religion based on buying, owning, carrying and shooting large numbers of firearms in situations where they are not really necessary.
Gundamentalism promises to free you from the meaninglessness of everyday life by lett…
no reply = no thanks
/me trading legit windforce clean no socket, no noob offers
nr = nt /m *Pepsi_Corp
no reply = no thanks
/me trading legit windforce clean no socket, no noob offers
nr = nt /m *Pepsi_Corp
Nend Sudes is A way of saying Send Nudes But The First letters are interchangedSend Nudes
Nend Sudes
Nend Sudes
K
(receives nudes)
A word used by mainly South Londoners. It’s the shorter version of ‘bruvva’ which is a slang variation of ‘brother’
Ez mate. You alright, bruv?
A term when you and your gang chillin
You already know, squad yells, Gang Gang, we in this bitch
When someone is so fucked up from a variety of drugs that they become immobile or it becomes extremely difficult to move.
Yo that nigga schlumped off the oxys and that Killa kush bro.
When someone is so fucked up from a variety of drugs that they become immobile or it becomes extremely difficult to move.
Yo that nigga schlumped off the oxys and that Killa kush bro.
poli-tick: Noun – A person that enters a political career for personal gain at the expense of everyone else. A parasite on the political system that causes no good.
That tool in the white house is a typical politick, lining his pockets with the cas…
poli-tick: Noun – A person that enters a political career for personal gain at the expense of everyone else. A parasite on the political system that causes no good.
That tool in the white house is a typical politick, lining his pockets with the cas…