Transportainment
Buying a car, motorcycle or similar vehicle because you hope it will be more fun than your usual daily driver.
That 1962 Alfa Romeo is good for transportainment, but not so great for getting to work in the snow.
Masturliker
A person who performs self gratification in a public forum or on social media by liking their own comments or posts.
John is a masturliker.
Masturliker
A person who performs self gratification in a public forum or on social media by liking their own comments or posts.
John is a masturliker.
Tweetplomacy
Noun. Using social media sites such as Twitter to manage foreign relations and conduct diplomatic discussions publicly.
The new President’s tweetplomacy may be transparent domestically, but it could also ruffle feathers abroad.
Tweetplomacy
Noun. Using social media sites such as Twitter to manage foreign relations and conduct diplomatic discussions publicly.
The new President’s tweetplomacy may be transparent domestically, but it could also ruffle feathers abroad.
This is so sad Alexa play despacito
The sudden response to something sad happening. This sadness can go from mildly inconveniencing to a tragedy of some sort
“Hey man my phone just died”
“This is so sad Alexa play despacito”
for reasons
Used as an explanation as to why you are requesting something when you don’t want the people to know why. The more sinister your statement sounds in context, the better.
What is that cute girl’s name on the left of the picture? I want to know for reasons…
Despawned
To disappear from known existence.
“Where the fuck did alysha go?”
“Idk must’ve despawned”
Despawned
To disappear from known existence.
“Where the fuck did alysha go?”
“Idk must’ve despawned”
Break the Fart Wall
The point in a relationship where one first farts in front of the other
The honeymoon must be over, Tim felt comfortable enough to break the fart wall in bed, last night. This better not escalate to Dutch ovens any time soon..
Break the Fart Wall
The point in a relationship where one first farts in front of the other
The honeymoon must be over, Tim felt comfortable enough to break the fart wall in bed, last night. This better not escalate to Dutch ovens any time soon..
trumpcamp
A Trumpcamp is an unconstitutional internment camp created by then-standing president Donald Trump where undocumented immigrants are stripped from their families and abused. May also be called a Trump Camp.
Years from now Trumpcamps will be listed …
jocking
to engage in flirtatious behavior with another; to crush on someone; to hit on someone
Brandon, constantly laughing, smiling, lightly touching and generally talking up a storm, was jocking Amanda.
Deep Bro Talk
A serious talk between two close male friends, in which they talk about all the things going on in their life at the moment. Deep bro talks are sacred meetings, and all the things discussed during them cannot be told to anyone else without the other’s consent.
Sam had a deep bro talk with David about his crush on Sammy.
bro real bro-talk talk friends meeting real talk
Racial Capitalism
When a company profits on the image of minorities on its website to fake diversity, while paying lip service to building a more diverse company in the long run.
Using photoshopped images or stock photos on its website to make a company look as if i…
Racial Capitalism
When a company profits on the image of minorities on its website to fake diversity, while paying lip service to building a more diverse company in the long run.
Using photoshopped images or stock photos on its website to make a company look as if i…
eat the board
Eat every item on the menu at McDonalds
Friend:What do you want from maccas?
Me: Lets eat the board
same difference
Another way of saying “whatever”. It is often confused with “same thing”, but you’re really saying “OK, I admit that they’re not the same thing, but they’re not different enough for me to really care about it.”
Often shortened to same diff.
“Same difference” and “same thing” are not the same thing, but hey, same difference.
same difference
Another way of saying “whatever”. It is often confused with “same thing”, but you’re really saying “OK, I admit that they’re not the same thing, but they’re not different enough for me to really care about it.”
Often shortened to same diff.
“Same difference” and “same thing” are not the same thing, but hey, same difference.
stomach sweats
when your stomach hurts so bad it starts sweating
i just got the stomach sweats because i ate 4 boiled eggs